She’s either pregnant or fat. Or swallowed a mutant that’s trying to push its way out of her stomach.
Her and Paris are having a contest to see who can have the biggest FUPA……
I’d hit it.
I’m not stalking, I just like to push your buttons. It
Mallcore, indeed. She’s thinking of lyrics to her next hit single, “Food Court Love”.
Oh yeah, my last post was directed toward mamacita, i forgot to specify.
Tom Cruise would hit it. Ask Xenu.
“Tag, you’re it.”
Ewww, don’t touch me. I’m gonna get Kim cooties. Moommmmmm, Kim’s touching me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What a fat disgusting heifer. Someone please shoot her in the head before she eats all of us or crushes some children with her enormous gut. Cow.
P.S. I was talking about Kim. I think Avril Lavigne is a sexy tart.
If you look closely at the contours of her tee-shirt, you can see an image of the Risen Christ. It starts directly below the lettering that reads, “I reject your values”.
someone needs to kick avril repletively in the ovaries
Psssst! Avril! Honey, ur boob feel outta your bra again sweetie!
Shit-they sure do sag! Catch it before it rolls down ur pantleg!
Uh, that’s not Avril Lavigne, fools!
Wow. You’re more stupid than Kim. Who knew?
Oh, oshkoshb-goshdammgosh. you hurt my feelings. i’m going to go cry now. some person who has never seen me before called me fat. boo hoo.
Hey mamacita, look who’s a thread stalker now, it’s oshkoshb-goshdammgosh! I didn’t say one thing to it in this thread, yet IT still had to get IT’S 2 cents in.
That lump looks like an alien trying to bust through. Then it will do a little dance on the dining table, waving its top hat, kicking up its heels and singing The Michigan Rag.
And it’ll be a better singer than Avril. So it’s a good thing that she’ll die in the process of all this.
What’s with all the Canada bashing?? You think USA is better? If you’re gonna talk stereotypes, why not say that You guys have hoochie mamas? It ain’t any better. So stop hating on Canada and grow up.
That’s because me and OshKosh are cool kids and you’re the little asshole that sits under the jungle gym picking your knee scabs. Her picking on you is the equivalent of say, throwing a clod of dirt at you because you got mad at me when I wouldn’t play tether ball with you.
Now that I look at it more closely, it looks like that alien Kuato from Total Recall “Quuaaid Quuaaid”!
I thought these threads were to make fun of the article. There is alot of people bashing going on here.
I think avril used to be cute, she never grew out of the punky 16 year old image she used to portray.
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