She’s either pregnant or fat. Or swallowed a mutant that’s trying to push its way out of her stomach.
I’m prettier and a better singer
Damn she looks hammered.
I’m with PapaHotNuts on the 8 ball theory
well my favourite was that she was “discovered” by singing country music
and that’s a horrific “belly” i’m putting my money on the bomb i put inside her FINALLY going off
ell semble gonflee, cette periode du mois, peut-etre? Ah, tant-pis.
LOL @ #4!
je t’aime krisdylee. tu es la meillure “poster” ici! Viva la France!
I don’t know why this suprises anyone…after all, she IS Canadian.
oui, je regne!!! vive la moi!!!
I know, those fuckin’ Canadians…
Discovered singing country music??? And she claims she’s “punk???” It’s funny how she and Ashlee are a bit similar with their so called “anti-pop, ‘Look at me. I’m some hardcore Punk/Rock piece of crap'” no talent POP “stars.” It makes me cry sometimes that they claim to be what they’re not and the fact that their songs are so shitty.
Anvil Lavigne needs to go back to Canada, beat herself with a hockey stick and then drown herself with maple syrup…eh.
she looks like she could be one of Nicole Kidman’s ghost kids from The Others. And is that truck huge, or is she about 3 feet tall?
What kind of SUV is she standing next to?? Between the SUV and the curb on the other side of her poor little Avril looks like a midget.
Sorry to interrupt, just here looking for my car keys. Anybody seen ’em? Side note, Avril’s looking a little like Janice Joplin, minus the daily flask of bourbon, half pack of smokes and standard sleep deprivation. Oh, and minus the death thingy. I’d hit her like Jim Morrison would hit a bong. (Except I would be less dead than Jim.)
Anyway, if you’ve seen my keys let me know.
#11 I thought you were supposed to be cool and funny. A jelly bean? Is that the best you could think of? If you don’t have something funny to say about this entry, don’t embarrass yourself.
“She’s such a fraud. She’s an eMpTyV manufactured punk, which is to say she’s no punk at all.”
Word. ‘Punk’ nowadays acutally resembles nothing punk whatsoever, but rather ‘catchy, marketable, angry pop music fortified with Hot Topic injections’.
Plus she started out as a new-country singer. That wasn’t working out for her, so they changed her style to “generic rebellious teen angst” and she was an overnight sensation.
Now she’s a ‘model’. Whatev. Nice hair. She looks like an extra cast member from the Lion King musical, about to release a mall-punk version of Acuna Matata.
Is that umbilical hernia? They can operate on that can’t they?
#15 – Did you forget to work in “eh!” and “hosers!” ?
She has teeth like Kristin Dunst, who we have not picked on recently enough, which makes me want to punch babies. I hate when the two front teeth are kinda angled back and the teeth on each side stick forward. I’m equally as worried about what’s going on under her shirt as I am about what’s happening on her head. Do something with that mop!
You know what else is embarassing? Being a thread stalker. Enjoy! Happy Stalking!!! Yay!!! Stupid.
as funny as the belly is, i can not get over that pissed off look on her face. “i have been standing here for 15 minutes, this door is not going to open itself I am Avril F-ing Lavigne”
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