Tell “your friend” that she can email me at firstname.lastname@example.org
Does she live in “Rouge Ungulate”?
I think I’m coming down with spasmodic dysphonia – but I’m likely exaggerating the symtoms.
Avril’s OK – she shops at Home Hardware.
Radio : Or else contact Deadmonton legislature. Ask for Ralph
short finger nails with red nail polish – eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!
@44 laikiska – I hope you’re a “chick”, because if you’re not… you’re quite gay.
brain – don’t worry – last time I checked I still had nice boobs ;)
I dont like her music but i wouldnt mind boning her,while she’s drunk..in the back of a truck.
She looks like she smells like Love’s Baby Soft & cigarettes
Much better than spitting
christalmighty this site sucks. could you make it any harder to register? avril needs to be paddled for pooping her panties. bad girl.
I would snatch that azz UP! Ya dig?
Drinking too much Molson in one night can give you the runz… She is probably typing: “Derek, will you please leave the club already… I am aboot to ruin the leather in the Land Rover in 5 seconds… Oh shit, nevermind.”
# 52 – You’re right.
She should stick to Sleeman’s
what a fucking lame day, i had to read about snoop getting arrested for drugs, brad pitt being a complete idiot and april having laid a turd in her panties .. that’s like reading about how the grass is green today and that dogs are barking ?? WTF?! *yawwwn* m(_ _)m ZZzzzz
that’s not poo
that’s bloody cum-puss oozing out of her ‘gina after two servers and a slightly-challenged limo driver fucked her like a tasmanian devil over a crockpot
get the facts straight, people
I’m sorry…you have to be gay not to think she is hot.
I’d have to drench her face and mouth with my salty protein juice.
Motherfucking fucker. I am seriously pissed off this motherfucking morning.
Last night I took my kids to their motherfucking elementary school Halloween dance. Here is a sample of some of the motherfucking songs they played:
I’m a Motherfucking Barbie Girl
The Motherfucking Hamster Dance
Y-Motherfucking-MCA (which is essentially the same thing as TCLTC)
Wait for it…
The Motherfucking Maca-fucking-rena.
I’ve still got that motherfuckering song going through my head.
Motherfucking fucker. I feel like I need to shove a motherfucking powerdrill into my brain to get the sound out.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, Macarena
Something, something, something, Macarena
I hate the motherfucking Macarena
On the bright side, hopefully you’ve got it in your head now too, because motherfucking misery loves motherfucking company.
Enjoy your day, motherfuckers.
BigJim:: shame, I sympathise!! But I am happy to report that you didn’t succeed in passing it on to me – I am listening to rock at the moment so it is overpowering that slap-stick crap piece they dare call a song.
Angry Ferret and Stallion — I thought perhaps we were staging a coup to take over this site as well; hmmmmm. I think we could do it.
As for Avril, I’m a woman, so maybe that’s why I don’t think she’s hot. Or maybe it’s ’cause she’s really not hot, but skanky. These are the questions that haunt me.
And I didn’t take a close look at her panties because I just ate breakfast. I don’t subscribe to the Nicole Richie Diet Plan, so I like to keep my food down.
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