I would snatch that azz UP! Ya dig?
Drinking too much Molson in one night can give you the runz… She is probably typing: “Derek, will you please leave the club already… I am aboot to ruin the leather in the Land Rover in 5 seconds… Oh shit, nevermind.”
# 52 – You’re right.
She should stick to Sleeman’s
what a fucking lame day, i had to read about snoop getting arrested for drugs, brad pitt being a complete idiot and april having laid a turd in her panties .. that’s like reading about how the grass is green today and that dogs are barking ?? WTF?! *yawwwn* m(_ _)m ZZzzzz
that’s not poo
that’s bloody cum-puss oozing out of her ‘gina after two servers and a slightly-challenged limo driver fucked her like a tasmanian devil over a crockpot
get the facts straight, people
I’m sorry…you have to be gay not to think she is hot.
I’d have to drench her face and mouth with my salty protein juice.
Motherfucking fucker. I am seriously pissed off this motherfucking morning.
Last night I took my kids to their motherfucking elementary school Halloween dance. Here is a sample of some of the motherfucking songs they played:
I’m a Motherfucking Barbie Girl
The Motherfucking Hamster Dance
Y-Motherfucking-MCA (which is essentially the same thing as TCLTC)
Wait for it…
The Motherfucking Maca-fucking-rena.
I’ve still got that motherfuckering song going through my head.
Motherfucking fucker. I feel like I need to shove a motherfucking powerdrill into my brain to get the sound out.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, Macarena
Something, something, something, Macarena
I hate the motherfucking Macarena
On the bright side, hopefully you’ve got it in your head now too, because motherfucking misery loves motherfucking company.
Enjoy your day, motherfuckers.
BigJim:: shame, I sympathise!! But I am happy to report that you didn’t succeed in passing it on to me – I am listening to rock at the moment so it is overpowering that slap-stick crap piece they dare call a song.
Angry Ferret and Stallion — I thought perhaps we were staging a coup to take over this site as well; hmmmmm. I think we could do it.
As for Avril, I’m a woman, so maybe that’s why I don’t think she’s hot. Or maybe it’s ’cause she’s really not hot, but skanky. These are the questions that haunt me.
And I didn’t take a close look at her panties because I just ate breakfast. I don’t subscribe to the Nicole Richie Diet Plan, so I like to keep my food down.
whaaat was the question :)
why would you be so disrespectful and imagine that you could get away with it?
did you think that you were something special?
why does everything have to be so complicated?
who is alice?
just to remind us all
of how the other end
used to look…
I love seeing accidently flashed, of-legal-age panties.
However, this viewing pleasure is not without some hazards. I think that in this case we are seeing some pre- or post-red storm remnants on the panties. It is possibly poop but I say it’s the “curse”.
One takes the good with the bad.
#62: God, she looks like a lizard.
But I kinda like her boots ?
Okay, I guess it
Great to hear from an honest man. Let me tell you — tell your wife to get a Brazilian wax, it looks great and is well worth it. Tell her she’ll also like porn if she gives it a chance. It gets me going :)
Love and smooches,
This faux-punk/pseudo-fashionista/posseur-chic does nothing for me.
This ho sucks. Who gives a shit about her?
If anyone thinks she’s actually hot, it’s because you’re a fag who probably likes anime, coincidentally.
I can’t say those pictures thrill me by any means or stretch of the imagination…now if it were say antonio sabato jr, or say maybe even cuba gooding, or hey maybe even goran visnjic, it would do something for me, but nuh uh, not avie labean, nope…but i do have a question maybe someone can answer, seriously…is there some kind of significance for the star tat? I’ve seen it on a couple of different actresses, it’s not like a sign that you belong to some secret club like the anorexic’s club, is it? I know dumb question, but just curious…
Oh yea, Blackberries are so Punk. Poseur bitch.
she looks, dresses, and acts like a 6-year-old wanna be
You stoopid fucking men that say she isn’t hot and you would not hit it, are full of shit. Regardless of how stupid she MIGHT be in real life, I would jump all over her if I was given the chance.
Well I don’t know how to break this to you Mr. therapture but I’m only full of shit in the mornings.
This bitch ain’t the least bit hot, in fact, she’s that girl in school who’s all talk and no play. She just screams lousy lay, and smelling from booze to boot OH YEAH she’s hot …not.
That is a flower on her panties not a stain. My mind refuses to even consider the thought of Avril body fluids. *goes to the happy place*
I’ve got a better idea: why don’t I just see you on the side?
#65 with a name like BJ
you shoul dbe so lucky
you make me feel good to be alive
…hey macarena :)
i would still go her. especially when shes drunk cos she would be less likely to snicker at the size of my genitals (cos theyre fukin small)
Yeah, so, she’s not all that punk and kind of a bitch and all that… but I wish I looked that cute when I was drunk.
What a sexy bitch
Yeah, she sucks.
Fuck Sum 41 too.
Big Jim — you’re on!
1) Herb: Get out more. That Kermit seems like a decent amphibian.
b) Keep on with the ee cummings ‘haiku’ crapolla. People are looking for more meaning in life – even if it’s Ricky Williams rambling on – they’re willing to listen.
# 3) Sorry I burped.
#7 and may or may have not have had ‘happy hour’
C) Someone said BJ was his job – but we all know different.
THINGS I’D RATHER SEE THAN AVRIL LAVIGNE’S UNDERPANTS by Jrzmommy
Two hairless dogs humping
My cat’s poop
A head-on collision involving a busload of nuns and a freight train full of chickens
48 straight hours of Dancing with the Stars
That frog I dissected in 9th grade
Yanni in concert
That nun-chicken thing sounds pretty cool. I betcha we could pay-per-view that sucker and make some good money.
Of course, we’d be going to hell for it, but I think I’m headed there anyway…
Jim–I think it’s a given that most of us here are hellbound….at least Sara Jean the Lilac Queen and Edna think so. :)
If they represent the typical resident of heaven, they can keep it.
Is Canadian cooter bushy, you know because of the lack of heat?
The day I get excited about seeing some marginally talented, highly unattractive, prepubescent looking teeny pop star’s love nest is the day I nail jagged rusty sewing pins into my eyes, and pull then out with an upward yank while having bratty eight year old rednecks shoot BB’s at my freshly waxed nutsack. All while being forced to recite by memory the 1994 GOP “Contract With America”, juxtaposed with Ted Kaczynski’s Unabomber Manifesto, and the entire set of screenplays for the OC and One Tree Hill.
In other words, who gives a fuck about this bitch?
Does any one actually care about this chick?? What has she done lately besides act like a douche bag, which wasn’t really all that douche bag-esque considering all the stupidity in hollywood.
Vacuous and leaky c–t, she has so little brain power she makes Paris look like an intellecual. Move back to your small town Lake Ontario shithole on the highway, and prepare for the rest of your life working at the gas bar of the Flying-J and taking $20 on the side to blow the truckers who stop for gas and a shower.
this chick is so HOT!! I would go down on here in a heart beat! And lick her clean!!!
jrz hope you are
you wos only following orders
the rest of us
will rest while u
go thru ure issues
…and then it said
standing alone makes me nervous
i know your’e out there
…dont hold your breath
daddy’s gonna buy you a mockingbird
I’ve ejaculated several times thinking about her trim.
I still think she’s so cute. I’d cum in her asshole.
So I talk about Ukrainian strippers and this genius at #95 fantisizes about fucking what looks like a 12 year old in the ass… I guess the term “consider the source” would be appropriate here…
This skank in no way represents Canada. Most chicks up here don’t wear any panties.
So just chill out, like whut u yelling for?
with all the nipple flashes out there a panty flash barely registers
I pride myself on being an expert on womens panties. These are definatly the style she is wearing…
HERE IS WHAT SHE SAYS IN THE MORNING: HUM WHAT SHOULD I WEAR TODAY? BLACK SKIRT,BLACK TOP,BLACK COMBAT BOOTS BECAUSE EVERYDAY I AM IN A FIGHTING MOOD,BLACK PANTS ETC. ETC. I THINK SATAN IS LOOKING FOR HIS KIN.SHE HATES PREPS BECAUSE SHE IS UNINTELLIGENT AND CAN’T THINK FOR HERSELF.SAVE US THE PICTURES OF LOOKING AT HER UNDIES AND HAVE THE PARENTS DRESS THEIR BABY MORE AND NOT LEAVE IT UP TO HER.SHE IS SOOO IMMATURE AND THESE PHOTOS FROM THE PAPARAZZIS SPEAK FOR HER.THEY SHOULD PULL HER MUSIC OFF THE SHELFS AND BAN HER COMPLETELY.I FEEL SORTOF SORRY FOR HER CHILDREN IF SHE HAS ANY.I HEARD SHE GOT MARRIED MAYBE THAT WILL KEEP HER AT HOME AND STOP MAKING CRAPPY SONGS THAT INSULT AND MAKE FUN OF PREPS OR INTELLIGENT PEOPLE.SHE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW THAT THESE SITES EXIST THAT ARE AGAINST HER,BECAUSE SHE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO OPERATE A COMPUTER FOR THAT MATTER.IF I EVER COME ACROSS HER THERE WILL BE A HUGE TIGER CAT FIGHT AND I WILL WILL JUST WITH MY BRAINS OF COURSE.
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