It’s been a long time, baby, but I’m number 1! Anyway, Avril has problems. She shouldn’t, but she does.
Sober up, grow up, and stop taking this fame stuff seriously or you’ll end up like (insert celebrity names here)…
Why does everything have to be so complicated?
Ferret – I just read your post about your whorish teenage neighbor and I almost spit out my coffee i was laughing so hard – especially the part about the staplegun… nice work.
Pfft, didn’t you know? Hitler is the hottest thing since chers new nose job…..er. (you hear panting in the backround) ROFL.
Man I thought I would get to be first for once……. Oh well….
I would love to have her flash me…. yummy
she’s just mad and depressed because she’s a has been artist. she changed her style, look, and got married, and has not put out any music lately.
i liked her better the old way.
oh and btw…the bitch is as pale as hohans vagina..yes…i’ve seen it..who hasn’t?
I don’t know that I care to see Avril’s pussy, put I sure as hell wouldn’t mind kicking the stupid bitch in it………..
I’ll bet that nasty snatch smells just like Lohans?
What to say? show me more…..
Avril is a goofball, but flashing panties can be fun! Perhaps we can have a national flash your panties day?
And Avril Lavigne is who??
She’s the chick on the top of the Superficial.com page but what else has she done, (as if that isn’t enough).
#4 – Thanks, I aim to please!
I hate Avril like a bad rash, but damnit she do have some tasty little thighs on her.
THAT is the definition of a conundrum.
is it me or does it look like she is a little ‘soiled’? POOP!
Do I see ‘poo’ in Pic # 4??
Holy Shit! Literally!
Let me see…
Avril guzzles donkey spunk.
George Bush is routinely outwitted by inanimate objects.
The sky is blue.
It’s 2:23 and I just wanted to make all you people bitching about wanting to go home jelous by saying that I’m leaving work in about 30 seconds. Why, because I’m a senior manager and I’m allowed to do that. Also, I make over a hundred grand a year at a job that is pretty damn easy.
Time to go fuck the trophy wife. A trophy wife who is a doctor.
I know, my life sucks.
Ferret, thanks for the “Will Work For Food” thread on your site, but it’s “too little to late”.
Wally, you well-hung bastard! Come see my newest post, you will love it.
BigJim – how come you never hang out on the Ferret with us, you funny sum’bich!
My life sucks so bad I can’t fucking spell: jealous.
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