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Triumph Insult Dog | October 27, 2006 at 12:56 pm
First!!!
Triumph Insult Dog | October 27, 2006 at 12:58 pm
It’s been a long time, baby, but I’m number 1! Anyway, Avril has problems. She shouldn’t, but she does.
Sober up, grow up, and stop taking this fame stuff seriously or you’ll end up like (insert celebrity names here)…
http://www.blackbeatpress.com
mikeski | October 27, 2006 at 12:58 pm
Why does everything have to be so complicated?
lohanjob | October 27, 2006 at 12:59 pm
Ferret – I just read your post about your whorish teenage neighbor and I almost spit out my coffee i was laughing so hard – especially the part about the staplegun… nice work.
Missallanpoe | October 27, 2006 at 12:59 pm
Pfft, didn’t you know? Hitler is the hottest thing since chers new nose job…..er. (you hear panting in the backround) ROFL.
ImaCracka | October 27, 2006 at 12:59 pm
Man I thought I would get to be first for once……. Oh well….
I would love to have her flash me…. yummy
hav-a-tampa | October 27, 2006 at 1:01 pm
she’s just mad and depressed because she’s a has been artist. she changed her style, look, and got married, and has not put out any music lately.
i liked her better the old way.
Missallanpoe | October 27, 2006 at 1:02 pm
oh and btw…the bitch is as pale as hohans vagina..yes…i’ve seen it..who hasn’t?
Italian Stallion | October 27, 2006 at 1:03 pm
I don’t know that I care to see Avril’s pussy, put I sure as hell wouldn’t mind kicking the stupid bitch in it………..
Brain Embolism | October 27, 2006 at 1:03 pm
I’ll bet that nasty snatch smells just like Lohans?
seyoboy | October 27, 2006 at 1:06 pm
What to say? show me more…..
http://celebcorner.blogspot.com/
HolisticWisdomcom | October 27, 2006 at 1:07 pm
Avril is a goofball, but flashing panties can be fun! Perhaps we can have a national flash your panties day?
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
ScottInFlorida | October 27, 2006 at 1:08 pm
And Avril Lavigne is who??
She’s the chick on the top of the Superficial.com page but what else has she done, (as if that isn’t enough).
Angry Ferret Jones | October 27, 2006 at 1:15 pm
#4 – Thanks, I aim to please!
I hate Avril like a bad rash, but damnit she do have some tasty little thighs on her.
THAT is the definition of a conundrum.
Steve Sanders | October 27, 2006 at 1:16 pm
is it me or does it look like she is a little ‘soiled’? POOP!
Angry Ferret Jones | October 27, 2006 at 1:17 pm
AGGHH!!
Do I see ‘poo’ in Pic # 4??
Holy Shit! Literally!
BigJim | October 27, 2006 at 1:22 pm
Let me see…
Avril guzzles donkey spunk.
George Bush is routinely outwitted by inanimate objects.
The sky is blue.
It’s 2:23 and I just wanted to make all you people bitching about wanting to go home jelous by saying that I’m leaving work in about 30 seconds. Why, because I’m a senior manager and I’m allowed to do that. Also, I make over a hundred grand a year at a job that is pretty damn easy.
Time to go fuck the trophy wife. A trophy wife who is a doctor.
I know, my life sucks.
Brain Embolism | October 27, 2006 at 1:23 pm
Ferret, thanks for the “Will Work For Food” thread on your site, but it’s “too little to late”.
Angry Ferret Jones | October 27, 2006 at 1:24 pm
Wally, you well-hung bastard! Come see my newest post, you will love it.
BigJim – how come you never hang out on the Ferret with us, you funny sum’bich!
BigJim | October 27, 2006 at 1:24 pm
My life sucks so bad I can’t fucking spell: jealous.
Angry Ferret Jones | October 27, 2006 at 1:24 pm
Dude, you must have, like, ESPN or something!
pinky_nip | October 27, 2006 at 1:25 pm
No one can ever accuse BigJim of having anything little, especially that ego.
*kiddin’, love you*
shell | October 27, 2006 at 1:26 pm
Maybe Avril should change her name to “Skid Marks”
Angry Ferret Jones | October 27, 2006 at 1:26 pm
O would pay exactly $11.00 (USD) to see Avril’s tits. Including Taxes, Shipping,and Handling (of the photos, not the tits.)
Angry Ferret Jones | October 27, 2006 at 1:26 pm
O = I
checkyourshorts | October 27, 2006 at 1:29 pm
at first I thought that pic was of Rumer Willis going down on Avril. But it’s just Avril’s weird legs, which look like Rumor Willis’ weird back and arm. My bad.
Brain Embolism | October 27, 2006 at 1:29 pm
#18 – BigJim, you and I are one in the same, except I sit home on my fat ass, in front of a computer all day, poking fun at celebrities.
The similarities are mind-boggling.
BigJim's EGO | October 27, 2006 at 1:31 pm
I make 100,000 dollars a year jerking monkeys off. I’m going home to fuck my trophy monkey. I make all this money and I’m to lazy to stop and get the bitch a banana. Did I mention I have a huge chest and a small penis. Life is tough.
cole007 | October 27, 2006 at 1:38 pm
Class is dismissed muthas! I don’t believe big jim…
radio4play | October 27, 2006 at 1:43 pm
BigJim,
I have a friend, not me, who wants to know where you live. She, not me, lives an hr away from you.
Sincerely,
My friend, no me.
justme | October 27, 2006 at 1:48 pm
I’d bang her and blow my load on her face..
ponk | October 27, 2006 at 1:50 pm
WILF – Waifs I’d Like to F…
1. Avril Lavigne
Tracy | October 27, 2006 at 2:04 pm
Isn’t she a married woman now? Maybe that was hubby she was angrily texting…
Drunken texting… the bedrock of a solid lasting marriage.
Adult Underoos | October 27, 2006 at 2:11 pm
another celebrity wearing boring white granny panties ZZZzzz… if i liked her, i’d send her some of my fundies, but i don’t so i won’t.
pop art underpants –> http://www.funderpants.com
jillybean | October 27, 2006 at 2:12 pm
As much she’s a stupid little twat, I have to congratulate her for at least wearing underwear.
Kristin | October 27, 2006 at 2:20 pm
What a little skank. At least she has underwear on.
Cambry | October 27, 2006 at 3:05 pm
Ewww at pic #4. Looks like someone had a leaky tampon. Or leaky ass. Hopefully leaky tampon because at least that way we know she isn’t breeding.
krisdylee | October 27, 2006 at 3:12 pm
Now I need a drink.
Naid | October 27, 2006 at 3:55 pm
Im not a big avril fan , but at least she WEARS panties unlike some of the other whores fish puts up … *cough*hohan*cough*
carvideos | October 27, 2006 at 4:20 pm
She looks great I want to ride her
BigJim | October 27, 2006 at 4:45 pm
Radio:
Tell “your friend” that she can email me at therealbigjim68@yahoo.ca
Does she live in “Rouge Ungulate”?
Binky | October 27, 2006 at 4:48 pm
I think I’m coming down with spasmodic dysphonia – but I’m likely exaggerating the symtoms.
Avril’s OK – she shops at Home Hardware.
Binky | October 27, 2006 at 4:51 pm
Radio : Or else contact Deadmonton legislature. Ask for Ralph
laikiska | October 27, 2006 at 4:52 pm
short finger nails with red nail polish – eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!
Brain Embolism | October 27, 2006 at 5:14 pm
@44 laikiska – I hope you’re a “chick”, because if you’re not… you’re quite gay.
laikiska | October 27, 2006 at 5:15 pm
brain – don’t worry – last time I checked I still had nice boobs ;)
Mojo | October 27, 2006 at 5:27 pm
I dont like her music but i wouldnt mind boning her,while she’s drunk..in the back of a truck.
http://www.celebriteaze.blogspot.com/
justlikehoney1 | October 27, 2006 at 5:31 pm
She looks like she smells like Love’s Baby Soft & cigarettes
CelebSlam.com | October 27, 2006 at 5:59 pm
Much better than spitting
http://www.celebslam.com
juicyfruit | October 27, 2006 at 6:24 pm
christalmighty this site sucks. could you make it any harder to register? avril needs to be paddled for pooping her panties. bad girl.