Avril Lavigne ditches Deryck Whibley

September 17th, 2009 // 46 Comments

Avril Lavgine is ditching her husband Deryck Whibley of Sum 41 after three years of marriage, according to Us Weekly:

“She dumped him and told him she was leaving him. She wants to move on,” a source tells the new Us Weekly, adding that Lavigne, 25, forced him out of their $9.5 million, 12,000-square-foot estate in L.A.’s Bel Air. “Divorce papers will be filed any day now.”
Whibley, 29, “is crushed,” adds another insider.

Because I can’t remember the last time Avril Lavigne and/or Sum 41 have been relevant, I’m going to forego the commentary and focus my efforts on something that actually matters. Like making myself a sandwich which, let’s be honest, has way more pop culture significance. Don’t believe me? I’m using spicy brown mustard. FACE.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. ASenseOfRevenge

    @1 You want confirmation? She wrote a short note on her myspace blog saying they are separating. Go check it out for yourself. She is hot.

  2. lllovelucy

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  4. katie

    @2 i totally agree…gross

  5. *****Krazyhotkelli*********

    Oh Avril, pleaze do not break Derryck’z heart. He lovez you zo….probably becauze he haz not met me yet…I am zo much more beautiful, and he will forget all about you when our eyez meet. Unfortunately, Robert Pattizon iz in love with me too, zo they will have to duel for my hand. It iz terrible to be zo beautiful and dezired. You lozers are lucky to be zo ugly. Oh, no. The Jonaz brotherz r fighting over me again. U r zo lucky not to be me. Ztay ugly lozerz.

  6. Brooke

    I fucking HATE Avril, so sorry if I can’t find it in me to cry her a river of sympathy. She married a musician at 21 and thought it would last. Oh, silly midget vampire girl… you are so naive… AND NOT PUNK. Stop kidding yourself, you’re a bubblegum pop princess and no one over 12 thinks you sound smart or tough.

    …yeah. I don’t like Avril.

  7. krys

    I find it hilarious how everyone here is responding so negatively. Sure it was her fault to get married at 21 etc but there are so many girls at that age who get married with their high school sweethearts and whoever.. I find that just as laughable.

    to 33, she never said she was punk. ever. I myself don’t like avril but all the shit you just wrote about her is false–apart from her being a midget.

  8. The Taxman

    I’ve got dibs on her skinny ass
    She’ll need to wear depends after I’m done with her
    She’ll be crapping jism for a week

  9. Pilatunes

    Jesus, that fuckin’ guy makes me feel like Adonis and Hercules wrapped up into one. Way to go Avril, you managed to marry a supremely unattractive man AND one who used to date Paris Hilton to boot. Lesson to women: if the guy you are dating used to date Paris Hilton, he is by definition a douchebag and you shouldn’t touch him with a ten foot pole.

    I used to like Avril but now I am starting to think she’s kind of an idiot.

  10. spike

    I believe she did proclaim once that she’s PUNK. Yeah, uh huh, sorry but that little midget wouldn’t know Punk Rock if it sat on her lap and called her ‘mummy’.

  11. el ces

    ’bout time. I want my turn.

  12. Fuckin’ dibs man, she’s still hot.

  13. mamamiasweetpeaches

    I got nothin snarky and bitchy to add (shocking, right?) except that I remember thinking she was too young to get married when she did. When your young and have the whole world at your finger tips WHY settle down (You hear me Jonas Brother who just got engaged?) I lived every day like it was my last til I was 26 and THEN I settled down. You gotta live it up til one day you say “Im too old for this shit” and decide to sit back and have kids.

  14. EricLR

    I guess she got tired of being married to a dude who perpetually looks like he just came off of a multi-week heroin binge.

  15. hullabaloo

    brandon davis looks like fat elvis

  16. gloria

    dumping him just in time for her birthday. that’s sweet. (i only remember her birthday because it’s the same as mine…)

  17. I kinda feel sorry for him. Unless he had physical contact with Paris Hilton.

  18. Martin ONassis

    This woman is the worst kind of bitch. SHe acts a part, sell out to Chase bank, has dumb old losers write her songs, and just sucks. She is a horrid human being, and like most of her type, she will prob be a bitch until she’s 90. He should’ve knocked her up if he could, and stolen tons of shit from her. Sure he’s heartbroken, but if you let a woman bust your balls, then what do you expect. This girl needs a good bukkake and then kick her out the front door of her own house. Then leave.

  19. turd the third

    Dick Wobbley looks like such a douchebag!! We all know the other already is a huge douchebag.. Oh well…..

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