Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley are married

July 17th, 2006 // 67 Comments

Avril Lavigne reportedly married Deryck Whibley of Sum 41 Saturday afternoon at a private estate in Montecito, California. Lavigne was walked down the aisle by her father wearing a Vera Wang gown and carrying white roses, and the couple’s first dance was to “Iris” by the Goo Goo Dolls.

Because apparently they’ve confused their wedding with their high school prom. Could’ve been a lot worse though. They could’ve replaced the music with some angry poo-throwing monkeys. Or worse yet, it could’ve been anything by Nickelback.


  1. Aristotrash

    How tall is Deryck Whibley? He looks like a munchkin. Avril Whibley has a very old-ladyish sound to it, too. Oh, well. I think it is safe to say that Avril has lost her edge, her fanbase, and therefore her career. There’s really nothing left she can do except get pregnant.

  2. Do Freebird

    I guess Deryck gets to be the lead singer because his Mom lets the band use her garage for practice.

    But I’d definately nail her, and give hubby to Tom Cruise, because as we all know TCLTC, even tiny, small pre-prepuescent ones.

  3. Do Freebird

    Sorry to post twice in a row, but I just went to the “offical Sum 41″ web page and listed under upcoming shows they have have the following:

    Sorry, we couldn’t find any dates for Sum 41.

    I think that says all you need to know about this powerhouse group.

  4. chanel_bear

    i love how avril tries to be all girly now, by buying designer clothes and bleaching her hair, but it doesn’t quite work. it’s kind of like dressing paris hilton in a suit and putting her in a room full of business people. she may look the part, but we all know the truth. underneath she’s just a stupid skank who can’t keep her herpes in check. avril may be dressed a girl, but the truth is, she still looks like a man. and an ugly one at that.

  5. diptutod

    So they’re both, what, fourteen? Fifteen?

  6. bunnyhugger

    yeah, i’d kinda like to know who they are, too.
    even more, i’d like to know how to pronounce their names, just in case it ever comes up.
    not really.

    #32 hopeless:
    grammatical humor is often lost on the masses.
    that said, i think i really, really like you!
    ; )

  7. “The Older She Gets, The Worse She Looks”

    -No Fear T-shirt circa 2006

  8. bakismaki

    Imagine the brats these two will produce. Ahhh…. the humanity.

  9. ReelWorld

    Like – who cares? She’s old news – he looks 13 years old. I bet they’re divorced before the leaves change color!

  10. ChickenScratch

    Another celebrity couple getting married, I give them 2 years max!

    I’ll see you all here in 2 years when we have to read about them fighting over Fifi the poodle, who gets which CD’s, and who gets the razor scooter.

  11. Say what now? 2 “rebels” have signed on for the sacrament of marriage? SELL OUTS! CANADIAN SELL OUTS!!!! Deryck you said you’d never become a victim of their conformity!….

    I applaud the use of the classic “Iris”, a fine song that has aged about 10 years since its creation. These kids know their classics. Gee I hope they also danced to Green Day’s “Good Riddance.” I love the oldies.

  12. Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest

    Tell me this guy wouldn’t make an awesome Calvin if they ever made a Calvin And Hobbes movie?

  13. jrzmommy

    who are these adorable little punked-out toddlers?

  14. bltangledupue

    they deserve each other.

  15. Whibley_41

    Most of these “FUCKERS” are just some-what restarded,with a capital “R”. For all the people here who “HATE” Sum 41,may i ask “Why the fuck are you searching for this article then????.And to answer “Mr.Do Freebird FUCK FACE”.The reason why sum 41 have no tour dates at this moment are because there recording there new album,which is due to release early “2007″,ohhhhh and by the way,the hole thing about Deryck’s the lead singer,becasue the other band mates used his mom’s garage,well their not using her garage anymore,there using “Do Freebird” mother’s garage,and from what i heard,there’s alot of room,bigger than Opra’s house……P.S.
    I’m pretty shure that Do Freebird has seen his mom’s garage,how big is it man,i bet that’s where you keep your valiables,am i right??????????????????????????????????????L8ter…………………

  16. tatesq03

    I love my poo throwing monkeys, but they absolutely detest Vera Wang.

  17. MUSHY

    lmao u guys are all lame because sum 41 is lame and that dryik dick is ugly as fuck but I would watch him cum all over Avril’s pretty face.

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