Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley are married

July 17th, 2006 // 67 Comments
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Avril Lavigne reportedly married Deryck Whibley of Sum 41 Saturday afternoon at a private estate in Montecito, California. Lavigne was walked down the aisle by her father wearing a Vera Wang gown and carrying white roses, and the couple’s first dance was to “Iris” by the Goo Goo Dolls.

Because apparently they’ve confused their wedding with their high school prom. Could’ve been a lot worse though. They could’ve replaced the music with some angry poo-throwing monkeys. Or worse yet, it could’ve been anything by Nickelback.

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  1. songofkali

    This is one time I *won’t* want to see the sex video of the honeymoon. /shudder

  2. BrianMolko

    You need to punctuate this! Her father wearing a vera wang gown?!

  3. BrianMolko

    Wait, I’m hungover and I’m not even sure my comment made sense.

  4. Doxes

    I know this is very Grammar Nazi-ish, but the way the item is written it sounds like Avril’s dad was wearing the Vera Wang gown and carrying the roses. And I kinda like the mental picture.

  5. Doxes

    Sorry, #2, didn’t see you’d written the same thing. Oh well.

  6. WouldntYouLikeToKnow

    Yep, I agree guys, the image of her father in a Vera Wang gown and carrying white roses is quite the tear jerker. I’ll bet it was beautiful! Just beautiful!

  7. Fated

    The father wearing the dress would definitely make it have less of a prom feel. Maybe more like Silence of the Lambs.

  8. gmaninjapan

    I like poo-throwing monkeys. They would have added class.

  9. tiina

    cool. this news is one of the most uninteresting ones i have read recently. i do not care at all that she got married.. its like.. whatever

  10. _meh_

    Are we placing bets on how long this will last? Or rather, should we prepare ourselves for when they start reproducing?

  11. Tracie

    Dad wearing Vera Wang was absolutely nothing compared to Deryck’s ensemble – a beaded Dolce & Gabbana empire-waisted shealth, paired with an elegant Gucci clutch purse and matching 4″ heels. (Little dude needs to get some height on Avril whenever he can.)

  12. Tracie

    *sheath

    Too early for me…ZZzzz

  13. trulymadlydeeplytori

    By far the ugliest fucking dude to ever marry a hot chick.

    This motherfucker is the epitome of an ugly brit

  14. Thank God! I thought I was the only one who ranted on about how HORRIBLE nickelback is. Then Brian Posehn made a joke on a not well known cable show. now this comment solidifies it- there is a need for a mob of anti nickelback crusaders.
    what kind of person complicates the name Derek like that? Deyreeycck

  15. clarknova

    #13 by hot chick you mean Avril’s father?

  16. daveeech

    hehehehehe…”waaang!”

  17. alteaon

    He’s not British. He’s Canadian

  18. SpecialAgentWind

    #14 – There is a group of people (anti NB)- they are the ones with good music taste. Did anyone ever watch the lead singer of NB sing? He has a permanent look on his face like he is taking a super hard dump.

  19. ruyukyo

    well. married! time to grow up and stop shouting senseless lyrics pretending to be rock-ish

  20. Todd

    Deryck Whibley-Lavigne – nice ring to it. (there are way too many consonants in his name!…)

  21. tits_on_snack

    I’m sorry but “Hot chick”? Lawl. They’re both fug little troll dolls. Dherriyck has a malignant tumor on his face that he likes to refer to as a nose, and Avril looks like a small burrowing screechy little squinty toothy rodent hobbit.

    Anyway maybe now that they’re all grown up they’ll stop writing angry teenybopper songs about sitting in their bedrooms and hating their parents and how nobody understands their poor, whitebread overprivelaged, well-fed and spoiled suburban lives.

  22. Donino

    Who are these people anyway? And why can’t they write their names poprerly?

  23. PapaHotNuts

    He reminds me of a Fraggle.

  24. what up, ya'll

    I’m sorry but “Hot chick”? Lawl. They’re both fug little troll dolls. Dherriyck has a malignant tumor on his face that he likes to refer to as a nose, and Avril looks like a small burrowing screechy little squinty toothy rodent hobbit.

    Anyway maybe now that they’re all grown up they’ll stop writing angry teenybopper songs about sitting in their bedrooms and hating their parents and how nobody understands their poor, whitebread overprivelaged, well-fed and spoiled suburban lives.

    Amen to that. She’s not hot – never was. Her face is aiiigghhhttt, but she has the body of a little boy. He, my friends, is hideous.

  25. what up, ya'll

    I’m sorry but “Hot chick”? Lawl. They’re both fug little troll dolls. Dherriyck has a malignant tumor on his face that he likes to refer to as a nose, and Avril looks like a small burrowing screechy little squinty toothy rodent hobbit.

    Anyway maybe now that they’re all grown up they’ll stop writing angry teenybopper songs about sitting in their bedrooms and hating their parents and how nobody understands their poor, whitebread overprivelaged, well-fed and spoiled suburban lives.

    Amen to that. She’s not hot – never was. Her face is aiiigghhhttt, but she has the body of a little boy. He, my friends, is hideous.

  26. what up, ya'll

    Sorry about the double post. Got an error page. Didn’t no it was posted.

  27. gosh she’s so crazy and rebellious and punk.

  28. C.B.

    what wrong with goo goo dolls or nickelback???…

  29. OH MY GOD! It’s like a PUNK RAWK fairy tale!

  30. OR WORSE YET, THEY COULD HAVE DANCED TO THEIR OWN PATHETIC MUSIC.

    pwned! pwned! pwned! pwned! pwned!

  31. hopeless_screenwriter

    @ 2, 4, 6, 7. For the grammar-nazi’s. Yes, you are correct. In English the ‘doer’ must be the doer of the ‘main clause’ that follows. Since the ‘doer’ of the action (father) expressed in the participle has not been clearly stated, the participial phrase (wearing a Vera Wang gown and carrying white roses) is said to be a dangling modifier.

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    However, very intelligent writers do this on purpose because it is quite amusing in satires and parodies. I’m not sure if this was intentional, but I’m confident that it was, because what is more exciting than dangling your modifier, just be careful where you dangle it.
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    When I got home from school, Uncle Rob finger-painted me in the nude.

  32. Italian Stallion

    I’m surprised to see these two in the sunlight……………..

  33. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    I didn’t know it was legal in Canada to get married by Nickelodeon when you were fourteen.
    I thought you could only do that in Guam.

  34. Morticia

    That guy looks about 12 years old.

  35. lickmetwice

    Two Canadians getting married. What could possibly be more boring???

  36. Queen LaQueefah

    Good for them. Will they stop making “music” now? That’s really what I’m interested in.

  37. Jedi Kevin

    How about if the poo-throwing monkeys wear the Vera Wang dress?

    Now *that* would be classy.

  38. jane's eyre

    Sounds like a Simpson’s episode.

  39. Nikk The Templar

    I give it three months before they fade into obscurity and are forced to do a reality show on MTV.

  40. Can’t wait to see the mewlings these two spawn. Those kids are going to be f’d up with posers (posuers?) the likes of these two as parents. A couple of wannabe punks who probably lie about owning Sex Pistols CDs. In a blissfully short while, all Avril will be remembered for will be supplementing her skater boi attire with a shrewdly placed tie. All Deryk will be remembered for is being the guy who married the chick who used to wear a businessman’s tie and skater clothing. Retard chic.

  41. HollyJ

    I give it 1 year MAX

  42. Gee, Avril, Vera Wang is sooo punk.

    http://glossedover.com

  43. YouWannaBMe

    Who and Who? Who the Hell are they? Aren’t they both like, 19?

  44. Krysil

    Vera Wang is a cursed brand appearently…every famous person that ever got married in it devorced in less than 2 years…I watched that on like Oprah or something haha

  45. francesfarmer

    they’ll get divorced before they have any kids, celebitchy put up tons of the wedding photos on their site here’s the link

    http://www.celebitchy.com/2006/07/avril_lavignes_fairytale_weddi.html

  46. innit

    My thoughts exactly, #43…. I love how Avril tries to be all unique and punk rawk and different, then she goes out and gets the Louis Vuitton luggage and Vera Wang dress like every other lemming celebrity…

  47. She should have worn that red gown from BeetleJuice. That would’ve been punk.

  48. ValeWolf

    LOL ^ you’re right #49. And he should’ve dressed as Beetlejuice too.

    I cannot stand that idiot from Sum41.

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