Avril Lavigne reportedly married Deryck Whibley of Sum 41 Saturday afternoon at a private estate in Montecito, California. Lavigne was walked down the aisle by her father wearing a Vera Wang gown and carrying white roses, and the couple’s first dance was to “Iris” by the Goo Goo Dolls.
Because apparently they’ve confused their wedding with their high school prom. Could’ve been a lot worse though. They could’ve replaced the music with some angry poo-throwing monkeys. Or worse yet, it could’ve been anything by Nickelback.
songofkali | July 17, 2006 at 8:03 am
This is one time I *won’t* want to see the sex video of the honeymoon. /shudder
BrianMolko | July 17, 2006 at 8:03 am
You need to punctuate this! Her father wearing a vera wang gown?!
BrianMolko | July 17, 2006 at 8:04 am
Wait, I’m hungover and I’m not even sure my comment made sense.
Doxes | July 17, 2006 at 8:11 am
I know this is very Grammar Nazi-ish, but the way the item is written it sounds like Avril’s dad was wearing the Vera Wang gown and carrying the roses. And I kinda like the mental picture.
Doxes | July 17, 2006 at 8:12 am
Sorry, #2, didn’t see you’d written the same thing. Oh well.
WouldntYouLikeToKnow | July 17, 2006 at 8:19 am
Yep, I agree guys, the image of her father in a Vera Wang gown and carrying white roses is quite the tear jerker. I’ll bet it was beautiful! Just beautiful!
Fated | July 17, 2006 at 8:23 am
The father wearing the dress would definitely make it have less of a prom feel. Maybe more like Silence of the Lambs.
gmaninjapan | July 17, 2006 at 8:30 am
I like poo-throwing monkeys. They would have added class.
tiina | July 17, 2006 at 8:32 am
cool. this news is one of the most uninteresting ones i have read recently. i do not care at all that she got married.. its like.. whatever
_meh_ | July 17, 2006 at 8:36 am
Are we placing bets on how long this will last? Or rather, should we prepare ourselves for when they start reproducing?
Tracie | July 17, 2006 at 8:36 am
Dad wearing Vera Wang was absolutely nothing compared to Deryck’s ensemble – a beaded Dolce & Gabbana empire-waisted shealth, paired with an elegant Gucci clutch purse and matching 4″ heels. (Little dude needs to get some height on Avril whenever he can.)
Tracie | July 17, 2006 at 8:43 am
*sheath
Too early for me…ZZzzz
trulymadlydeeplytori | July 17, 2006 at 9:13 am
By far the ugliest fucking dude to ever marry a hot chick.
This motherfucker is the epitome of an ugly brit
bogdana | July 17, 2006 at 9:15 am
Thank God! I thought I was the only one who ranted on about how HORRIBLE nickelback is. Then Brian Posehn made a joke on a not well known cable show. now this comment solidifies it- there is a need for a mob of anti nickelback crusaders.
what kind of person complicates the name Derek like that? Deyreeycck
clarknova | July 17, 2006 at 9:17 am
#13 by hot chick you mean Avril’s father?
daveeech | July 17, 2006 at 9:18 am
hehehehehe…”waaang!”
alteaon | July 17, 2006 at 9:20 am
He’s not British. He’s Canadian
SpecialAgentWind | July 17, 2006 at 9:27 am
#14 – There is a group of people (anti NB)- they are the ones with good music taste. Did anyone ever watch the lead singer of NB sing? He has a permanent look on his face like he is taking a super hard dump.
ruyukyo | July 17, 2006 at 9:27 am
well. married! time to grow up and stop shouting senseless lyrics pretending to be rock-ish
Todd | July 17, 2006 at 9:35 am
Deryck Whibley-Lavigne – nice ring to it. (there are way too many consonants in his name!…)
tits_on_snack | July 17, 2006 at 9:44 am
I’m sorry but “Hot chick”? Lawl. They’re both fug little troll dolls. Dherriyck has a malignant tumor on his face that he likes to refer to as a nose, and Avril looks like a small burrowing screechy little squinty toothy rodent hobbit.
Anyway maybe now that they’re all grown up they’ll stop writing angry teenybopper songs about sitting in their bedrooms and hating their parents and how nobody understands their poor, whitebread overprivelaged, well-fed and spoiled suburban lives.
Donino | July 17, 2006 at 9:46 am
Who are these people anyway? And why can’t they write their names poprerly?
PapaHotNuts | July 17, 2006 at 10:08 am
He reminds me of a Fraggle.
what up, ya'll | July 17, 2006 at 10:08 am
I’m sorry but “Hot chick”? Lawl. They’re both fug little troll dolls. Dherriyck has a malignant tumor on his face that he likes to refer to as a nose, and Avril looks like a small burrowing screechy little squinty toothy rodent hobbit.
Anyway maybe now that they’re all grown up they’ll stop writing angry teenybopper songs about sitting in their bedrooms and hating their parents and how nobody understands their poor, whitebread overprivelaged, well-fed and spoiled suburban lives.
Amen to that. She’s not hot – never was. Her face is aiiigghhhttt, but she has the body of a little boy. He, my friends, is hideous.
what up, ya'll | July 17, 2006 at 10:09 am
I’m sorry but “Hot chick”? Lawl. They’re both fug little troll dolls. Dherriyck has a malignant tumor on his face that he likes to refer to as a nose, and Avril looks like a small burrowing screechy little squinty toothy rodent hobbit.
Anyway maybe now that they’re all grown up they’ll stop writing angry teenybopper songs about sitting in their bedrooms and hating their parents and how nobody understands their poor, whitebread overprivelaged, well-fed and spoiled suburban lives.
Amen to that. She’s not hot – never was. Her face is aiiigghhhttt, but she has the body of a little boy. He, my friends, is hideous.
what up, ya'll | July 17, 2006 at 10:09 am
Sorry about the double post. Got an error page. Didn’t no it was posted.
Icognito79 | July 17, 2006 at 10:16 am
gosh she’s so crazy and rebellious and punk.
C.B. | July 17, 2006 at 10:26 am
what wrong with goo goo dolls or nickelback???…
ChaosMonkey | July 17, 2006 at 10:29 am
OH MY GOD! It’s like a PUNK RAWK fairy tale!
enfilade | July 17, 2006 at 10:40 am
I give it two years.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com/
sirokai | July 17, 2006 at 10:47 am
OR WORSE YET, THEY COULD HAVE DANCED TO THEIR OWN PATHETIC MUSIC.
pwned! pwned! pwned! pwned! pwned!
hopeless_screenwriter | July 17, 2006 at 11:09 am
@ 2, 4, 6, 7. For the grammar-nazi’s. Yes, you are correct. In English the ‘doer’ must be the doer of the ‘main clause’ that follows. Since the ‘doer’ of the action (father) expressed in the participle has not been clearly stated, the participial phrase (wearing a Vera Wang gown and carrying white roses) is said to be a dangling modifier.
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However, very intelligent writers do this on purpose because it is quite amusing in satires and parodies. I’m not sure if this was intentional, but I’m confident that it was, because what is more exciting than dangling your modifier, just be careful where you dangle it.
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Italian Stallion | July 17, 2006 at 11:23 am
I’m surprised to see these two in the sunlight……………..
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | July 17, 2006 at 11:25 am
I didn’t know it was legal in Canada to get married by Nickelodeon when you were fourteen.
I thought you could only do that in Guam.
Morticia | July 17, 2006 at 11:26 am
That guy looks about 12 years old.
lickmetwice | July 17, 2006 at 11:30 am
Two Canadians getting married. What could possibly be more boring???
Queen LaQueefah | July 17, 2006 at 11:37 am
Good for them. Will they stop making “music” now? That’s really what I’m interested in.
Jedi Kevin | July 17, 2006 at 11:38 am
How about if the poo-throwing monkeys wear the Vera Wang dress?
Now *that* would be classy.
jane's eyre | July 17, 2006 at 11:56 am
Sounds like a Simpson’s episode.
Nikk The Templar | July 17, 2006 at 12:13 pm
I give it three months before they fade into obscurity and are forced to do a reality show on MTV.
UNWASHEDMASSES | July 17, 2006 at 12:23 pm
Can’t wait to see the mewlings these two spawn. Those kids are going to be f’d up with posers (posuers?) the likes of these two as parents. A couple of wannabe punks who probably lie about owning Sex Pistols CDs. In a blissfully short while, all Avril will be remembered for will be supplementing her skater boi attire with a shrewdly placed tie. All Deryk will be remembered for is being the guy who married the chick who used to wear a businessman’s tie and skater clothing. Retard chic.
HollyJ | July 17, 2006 at 12:27 pm
I give it 1 year MAX
Glossed Over | July 17, 2006 at 12:31 pm
Gee, Avril, Vera Wang is sooo punk.
http://glossedover.com
YouWannaBMe | July 17, 2006 at 12:45 pm
Who and Who? Who the Hell are they? Aren’t they both like, 19?
Krysil | July 17, 2006 at 1:28 pm
Vera Wang is a cursed brand appearently…every famous person that ever got married in it devorced in less than 2 years…I watched that on like Oprah or something haha
francesfarmer | July 17, 2006 at 1:49 pm
they’ll get divorced before they have any kids, celebitchy put up tons of the wedding photos on their site here’s the link
http://www.celebitchy.com/2006/07/avril_lavignes_fairytale_weddi.html
HolisticWisdomcom | July 17, 2006 at 1:50 pm
I’d sell their honeymoon sex video!
http://www.holisticwisdom.com/better-sex-video.htm
innit | July 17, 2006 at 2:26 pm
My thoughts exactly, #43…. I love how Avril tries to be all unique and punk rawk and different, then she goes out and gets the Louis Vuitton luggage and Vera Wang dress like every other lemming celebrity…
Stef | July 17, 2006 at 3:25 pm
She should have worn that red gown from BeetleJuice. That would’ve been punk.
ValeWolf | July 17, 2006 at 3:35 pm
LOL ^ you’re right #49. And he should’ve dressed as Beetlejuice too.
I cannot stand that idiot from Sum41.