Put Your Tongue Back In Your Mouth, Avril Lavigne, You’re 29

The Superficial / September 20, 2013

So here’s Avril Lavigne trying to be Miley Cyrus who’s trying to be Rihanna. Which probably explains why Avril’s a zombie for as it is written, “And in these times shall the dead walk upon the earth as the angels pour out bowls or something. Also, great prostitutes.” (Nailed it.)