Put Your Tongue Back In Your Mouth, Avril Lavigne, You’re 29

September 20th, 2013 // 27 Comments

So here’s Avril Lavigne trying to be Miley Cyrus who’s trying to be Rihanna. Which probably explains why Avril’s a zombie for as it is written, “And in these times shall the dead walk upon the earth as the angels pour out bowls or something. Also, great prostitutes.” (Nailed it.)

Photos: ROLO/AKM-GSI

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  1. Avril Lavigne Spiked Bra Camouflage Jumpsuit Jimmy Kimmel Live
    Hugh Jass
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    Maybe it’s just me, but she’s hotter than Miley Cyrus

    • I’ve always thought she was hot. Miley not so much.

    • Emma Watson's Vagina

      she has always been hotter than Miley. although Miley does have a hot body. her face is cute.still Avril is hotter. I don’t know their personalities. or much or anything about them. I usually ignore what is said about them. even the official stuff. if I was going with Avril I would go on a vegan diet.

    • TMI Buddy

      My mongoloid cousin is hotter than Miley. Not only that, but she puts out at the drop of a hat.

  2. What is that shit on her tongue?

    Chad Kroeger is banging her so maybe it’s what I think it is.

  3. cc

    Oh, I see, that’s clever. Working incognito as a lineman for Ontario Hydro while secretly expressing your rebelliousness by wearing a studded bra.

  4. She’s always been beautiful. I never wanted to Chad Kroger more.

  5. Slappy Magoo

    29 is like 14 in Canadian years, so she can rebelling against the system she can now afford to buy, I suppose.

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    Aim here.

  7. Rihfan

    Oh c’mon, Avril is in the business for over 10 years. She put her tongue out since 2002 and hits like Complicated/Sk8er Boi. If you don’t have anything sourced to say, then don’t say anything at al..

  8. Can’t these Hollywood princesses afford a tongue cleaner or at least a toothbrush?

  9. Getting to second base seems like it would require a tetanus shot.

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    Foul.

  11. blerg

    Do you think she’d close her eyes and lie real still in a bathtub full of ice cubes for me?

  12. ace11

    The fact that Brody Jenner banged this thing for 2 years is quite shocking

  13. Avril Lavigne Spiked Bra Camouflage Jumpsuit Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    Miley Cyrus has gone too far this time.

  14. Avril Lavigne Spiked Bra Camouflage Jumpsuit Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    “TASTE THE RAINBOW!”

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    RocketInMyPocket
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    So she’s trying to be the emo Miley Cyrus of camouflaged Teletubbies? I’m not impressed.

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    mylibrarycard
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    Did she eat her eye shadow?

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    amir
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    What are those growths on her tongue?

  18. Mama Pinkus

    she looks ridiculous

  19. Eugene

    Edgy as a butter knife … :^/

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    button
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    She’s so desperately uncool.

  21. Lisa

    You have to say she was doing the tongue thing way before Miley. It’s more like Miley is copying Avril, not the other way around.

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