Avril Lavigne & Chad Kroeger Birthed Their Shitty Music Voltron

October 16th, 2013 // 33 Comments
Avril Lavigne Let Me Go
WATCH: Avril Lavigne - 'Let Me Go Ft. Chad Kroeger'

Shortly after Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger got married, they threatened to release a duet that would effectively combine both of their shitty Canadian sounds into a bro-rock ballad which, after the advent of Justin Bieber, seems like more than enough grounds to start drone-striking hockey stadiums. And now that day is at hand because here’s the video for “Let Me Go.” So if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be forming a human shield outside Canadian breweries in case someone at the CIA decides to get creative. (Hockey stadiums, dickface, hockey stadiums. That’s the source of their power.)

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  1. I’d give her two shiny loonies to touch those canadian honkers.

  2. EricLR

    The UN will authorize strikes on dictators in Libya, but not for THIS??

  3. The Soup Her Facial

    Underneath our polite canuck facade, we’ve been putting together an enormous “fuck you” to the world. Today, our “fuck you” is born.

  4. brick

    I generally can’t stand either’s music but this is actually a pretty song, for the most part.

  5. anonymous

    I’m just happy Miley Cyrus hasn’t been featured in days now.

    • EricLR

      She got her tongue stuck on some rapper’s pole, and hasn’t been able to talk or twerk for a week now. It’s a national tragedy.

  6. cc

    Does she live in American now? If so Canada’s secret plan to break the will of the American people is working.

  7. Never forget Sk8r Boi. Never forget.

  8. phffft...

    Actually, I thought it was pretty good!

    Dave

  9. angerinside

    Hockey ARENAS, dickface, hockey ARENAS. Stadiums are where we go to play of brand of shitty football.

  10. Kara

    Featuring a bizarrely out of place Sony Xperia tablet.

  11. Ladypants

    Chad and Avril’s brown note duet is going to be the entire world’s 9/11.

  12. Sandy

    at least I can lol to their gift registry on celebuzz, anyone over the age of 8 and still wants to drink out of a goblet … http://www.gearys.com/Gearys/Pages/ShopRegistry.aspx?brid=70000623

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  14. It is actually a pretty good song and video. I hate Chad Kroeger and was hoping it would be bad. He wishes he was as cool or good looking as the old guy in the video. He needs to either shave that creepy goatee he has or commit to being a real man and learn how to grow a mustache and or beard. His look has run its course a long time ago.

    He looks like a creepy pedo standing over her. She is so pretty, shame she choose to deface her body with those shitty tattoos.

  15. MannersInc.

    Did anyone else think “damn that Chad Kroeger dude really IS old” for the first 1 minute 50 seconds? What’s that? I’m the only one who even made it past the 1 minute mark…? Damnit!

  16. I don’t care what anyone says. Avril is hot. I would have sex with her.

  17. Jonesy

    Make fun of these two all you want, but leave ice hockey the fuck alone, as it pertains to your diabolical plan.

  18. You wrong, hockey stadiums aren’t the source of our power. It’s our exported Canadian Beer which gets you drunk enough to actually listen to Nickelback and Avril Lavigne songs.

  19. Lemming

    According to the gay hankie code, that old dude likes being fisted.

  20. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    The joining of these two have created a vortex of suck the likes of which have never been seen. The end times are nigh!

  21. Bradly

    Hockey RINK fuckwit.

  22. Dr.J

    I’m going to say what I’ve come here to say. Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. BOO.

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