Avril Lavigne & Winnie Cooper Are Making Out

August 21st, 2013 // 40 Comments
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WATCH: Avril Lavigne - 'Rock N Roll'

A few weeks ago we posted pics of Danica McKellar on the set of Avril Lavigne‘s video for “Rock N Roll” which you can watch above and apparently features the two of them making out in a car. I’m sure there’s some other stuff in it, but that would require me to watch an Avril Lavigne video and I don’t care if she’s making out with three Winnie Coopers and Kelly Kopawski while The Little Mermaid diddles herself in the backseat, you’re out of your goddamn mind. (Although, if that stuff does happen, send up a flare. I’ll be in my study.)

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  1. zella

    I couldn’t make it through the whole thing

  2. JC

    If you turn the sound off, it’s quite easy to make it to the 2:50ish mark for the kissing.

    I’m not ashamed to admit that I’d still hit Lavigne. It’d be like banging that annoying little high school goth chick, but without the statutory rape-iness. And then have Winnie Cooper join in? No problems there.

  3. This just made my entire existence.

  4. alex

    No thanks.

  5. Tattooed Liberal Atheist College Feminazi

    Has anyone else noticed that nearly all popular female artists partake in the sexualization of the military industrial complex?

  6. Smapdi

    In today’s fantasy lesbo league,
    Maria + Giada > Avril + Winnie

  7. Cock Dr

    Great video ingredients like Winnie Cooper and a buzzsaw blade guitar just can’t rescue this anemic wanna be rock anthem.

  8. Deacon Jones

    The 60s and 70s had Led Zeppelin, Hendrix, The Doors, Woodstock, hell, everyone!

    The 80s and 90s had Van Halen, Guns and Roses, Nirvana, Run DMC, Eazy E, arena rock, grunge metal…

    What in the fuck have they come out with in the past 20 years music wise? Brittney Spears? N’Sync?! Rhianna?? This fucking brat?! This is what happens when capitalism becomes firnly entrenched in the music industry – fucking garbage.

    • schmidtler

      I don’t know where anybody finds any decent new music anymore – it infuriates me to flip through radio stations and hear half of them playing Led Zeppelin – when’s the last time Led Zeppelin released an album, 30 years ago? Would people in the 1970′s have tolerated radio stations playing Benny f’ing Goodman’s 30 year old shit all damned day on half the stations on the dial? The only decent newish band I’ve run across that I like is Coheed & Cambria. There’s got to be some decent new music out there. All I run across as far as new music is stupid hipster shit that doesn’t even involve actual musicians playing actual instruments.

      • Mike

        Don’t get me started on the Lumineers. I’m sure some people consider it great music, but “Ho Hey” is so bloody overrated. What, because of “Silver Linings Playbook”? Get the fuck out of here with that.

    • Frank Burns

      I can play “Turkey in the Straw” on the Jew’s harp, want me to drop by?

    • Trek Girl

      There is a lot of great music, it’s just not in the forefront. It sure as heck isn’t on the radio, there’s no point in looking to that.

      I find a lot of the music I like just by following trails, so to speak. I find one band or artist I like and then I see what’s connected to it. A lot of it is easily found on YouTube. I also have acquaintances who like a wide range of music, and they share that over their various profiles. PBS is also great for finding talented artists.

      Basically, don’t look for good music where it was found in past decades. Things have changed pretty dramatically, the music industry is struggling because of that, and it hasn’t adjusted yet. All of those talented people and great songs are still there, they’re just not where they used to be.

    • Mike

      I agree. Airborne has great songs out (“Live It Up”), but meanwhile… well, there’s some entertaining high-NRG songs out there, but most of it is safe shit.

    • Just to keep things in perspective Deacon, the 60′s and 70′s also produced The Archies and KC and the Sunshine Band.

      The biggest star in the 80′s was Madonna. We also were subjected to Debbie Gibson and plenty of other crap pop. The 90′s gave us the Spice Girls and The Crash Test Dummies.

      Go easy on the “everything was better in my day” routine. There are no good old days, there are just days. We’ve just had time to filter out the stuff worth keeping from those decades.

      • So what are the Led Zeppelins, The Doors, and Jimi Hendrix’s of the 2000s, Phil?

        Because there’s not a band that’s even fucking close. I’ll nominate Jack White for the equivalent Hendrix…but that’s about it

      • Hell if I know. That’s what the internet is for. I stopped being in the know around ’97, as my iPod will reflect.

  9. wutnowai

    stupid ass version of tank girl cosplaying that my chemical romance video with the lasers.

  10. malaka

    the make out session was a bit over hyped.
    but i thought that the video itself was marginally interesting with the volume turned all the way down.

  11. Creating a new term: I just Kevin Arnold’d in my pants.

  12. schmidtler

    well, crap – now I’m fixated on the little mermaid diddling herself – how’s that work, with the fish parts on the bottom half and all that? I remember the SNL Reese Witherspoon / Will Ferrell bit, doesn’t seem that appealing.

  13. TheJoaker

    I can’t tell if the 7-12 year old version of myself and the 15-20 year old version of myself is having an argument or doing the weirdest high five ever.

  14. THIS VIDEO IS HILARIOUS! I just love it.

  15. Skel

    Avril Lavigne singing she’s “still Rock and Roll” tells me not only has the music industry killed rock, it’s desecrating it’s corpse.

  16. Mr. Fahrenheit

    Congratulations on your new record-breaking hit count for a single news item. You’re getting good at naming the articles.

  17. Trek Girl

    I am so sick of all the fake homosexuality and bi-sexuality. Find a new shtick, people, it got old a long time ago. Try talent and substance, for a change.

  18. anonymous

    huh…..even a published math genius chick has to pull her boobs and ass out and kiss other girls to make any real money….so much for promoting girl-powered education….

  19. Would’ve been great if they didn’t use their hands to block their lips. If you’re going to do it, go all the way.

  20. Well, watching that has been the lowest point of my day.So good music is now just a matter of tits, asses, how much you´re willing to show off and if you´re willing to do lesbian scenes for the video?
    I mean, look at what we have these days..Britney spears, Lady gaga, Rihanna, Nicki minaj etc
    Who cares if you cant sing or if you use the word “fuck” 60 times in the lyrics…they just computerize everything anyway.
    Can someone please take me back to the 80s now please? I really dont want to live here any more.

    • Trek Girl

      There was just as much crap music then. As Uncle Phil pointed out above, we’ve had the luxury of time filtering out the crap from past decades, leaving us with the good and great music. We’re in the midst of this decade, which means everything hasn’t been filtered yet.
      It seems to me that you’re relying on the media to bring the good music to you, and that’s not reliable because they are dealing with big changes. Hence the generic, pandering-to-the-lowest-common-denominator music that gets a lot of attention. Look elsewhere, explore genres you’re not used to. If you find a good artist or band, see what other artists and bands are connected to that one.

      Have fun.

  21. Both still hot, both still bangable and that is all that really matters.

  22. Gigos

    Let this be a cautionary tale: this is what happens when you marry Chad Kroeger

    As if she couldn’t get any worse

  23. Elf

    Nice video. Shame about the song.

  24. Taking Joan Jett’s back beat and making “rock and roll”. Why does Avril exist?

  25. Dr.J

    Ummm. Wow. Billy Zane? Shit dude. How low, and I mean, low, like, really, unbelievably low, you’ve fallen. And Avril Lavigne? Did we sign up for this many songs that sound the same and still dressing like an idiot when you’re almost 30? And I CAN’T believe you married the guy from Nickelback. THAT’S hilarious. YOUR HUSBAND HAS BLONDE TIPS AND FLAT IRONS HIS HAIR.
    Ha ha!

  26. didn’t winnie cooper try to sell math books once, I guess she got tired of that

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