Unless you posses incredible journalistic skills like myself (Titty photo?), you probably had no idea that Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger of Nickelback have been secretly dating for months or that they just took a step closer to eventually birthing a Voltron of Shitty Music. People reports:
Lavigne, 27, and Kroeger, 37, first got together in February to co-write a song for Lavigne’s upcoming fifth studio album.
“A romantic relationship blossomed as they spent time writing together,” a Lavigne pal tells PEOPLE.
On Aug. 8, Kroeger popped the question, presenting Lavigne with a 14-carat diamond sparkler.
“He makes her so happy,” a family source tells PEOPLE. “Both of their families could not be more excited.”
Prior to Nickelback, Avril was dating Brody Jenner and before that she was married to Sum 41′s Deryk Whibley. So if you’re wondering what it is Avril Lavigne even does anymore, it’s bang the douchebags in Hollywood Mila Kunis and Katy Perry might not get around to. They only have so many vaginas.
Photos: Getty, Splash News
I didn’t know Canada allowed same suck Marriage.
That guy on Twitter said it better.
Wow..tough blow for Jenner
Sure he is devestated (Not)….probably out with one of his many blondes
“Not” jokes..still relevant, and still funny?
(Not.)
You`re no one in the rock industry if you did NOT fued with Courtney Love or if you got engaged or married to Avril Lavigne.
He gave her a 14 carat rock…..I’ll assume that the band Nickelback is making incredible money and this gal must be able to suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
Good luck…yer gonna need it.
Wow, that didn’t even register with me until you said it, so I had to go and find out how big a 14-carat ring even is … turns out really fucking big.
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20623359,00.html
They look like brother and sister.
That’s because they’re Canadian. :D
I apologise to all Canadians. I love Canada. All Canadians except Beiber.
Yes, yes, yes .. I agree with most comments but if I was a rockstar and could fuck anything I want AND Avril Lavigne … why not. That’s what pre-nups are for.
I’d do her for a popsickle!
If you enter them both on Pandora, it melts.
At least she’s sticking to marrying Canadians. Smart girl not wanting to marry inbred Americans.
This chick grew up in the Canadian backwoods in a very religious family. The chances are very good that her brothers and sisters are also her cousins.
Come on now, Napanee has a population of over 15,000. I wouldn’t necessarily call that the backwoods. Now Bala, Ontario, that’s the backwoods.
Shut up.
No disrespect meant to Napanee. I just remember some article way back when she first came out that basically described her growing up in a cave.
I must admit, I didn’t see this coming. Though, to be fair, the last time I thought about Avril Lavigne was when I was driving through the bustling metropolis of Napanee and remembering her playing with her friend’s big boobs. It was terribly awkward masturbating in the van with my wife and kids there.
I approve this marriage, if only because it makes for a more convenient drone target.
I’m sure Inmate2222323395 or some other fuckwipe will say something about Obama and Pakistan, but Nickelback and Lavigne have been on the kill list since the Bush Admin.
Good for you, dude from Nickelback. I wish I was fucking Avril too. I’d snap that twig in half.
for all i knew, she was still with Jenner.
so she’s knocked up?
Lemme break out my Canadian tuxedo to wear to the wedding, eh.
Nickelback sucks so hard that they even make Lavigne comparable to goddamn Ludwig van.
Leave Beethoven out of this!
We can only hope she does to nickleback what she did to sum 41
The Yoko Ono of Nickleback . What a claim to fame.
Dude, if she successfully rids the world of Nickleback, I will give her a goddamned medal and promise to never again mention how much “Sk8er Boi” blows.
Because, seriously, fuck Nickleback.
i guess it’s true what they say…there’s a douche bag for every douche bag.
Boy, Nickelback’s fan is going to be busy the next few days, thumbing down all the negative posts.
^ From different computers, apparently.
Engaged after knowing each other for only 6 months? Yup, this relationship will definitely last.
I heard Chad proposed 25 times… and each one sounded the same.
hahahaha! snap
She has the body of an 11 yearoll girl and looks like a 27 yearold trying to look 12…she looks like his daughter,LOL they look extremely weird together shes too short for him.
Great. now they can be hit-less together.
Faux punk and faux metal, together at last!
Douchebags in love, how nice.
Justin Bieber as the ring bearer would complete the circle jerk of Canadian corporate music whores.
Look at his face. My God. He looks so stupid. Who listens to Nickleback? That is serious noise pollution. She always looks like death warmed over with rotting teeth.
her mother~
“eventually birthing a Voltron of Shitty Music”…a fucking Voltron reference? I am the drunk in the back row of the comedy club that just yelled “fuck yeah!” . You are my Hemingway.
How do Miley Cyrus, Anne Hathaway, Ginnifer Goodwin, and Avril Lavigne expect me to masturbate to them when they keep doing such awful things to their hair?!?!? Did they even ONCE think about *my* needs before they told their stylist to make them look horrid?
Button the shorts already.
said the gay guy
she looks disgusstinggggggggggggg