Romance Is Dead: Chavril Kroegavine Broke Up

When Avril Lavigngninine and Chad Nickelbag (Nailed it.) got together, no one could have been happy happier. The music industry recoiled in horror rejoiced at the prospect of their collaborative album that would be ear-rapey enough to rival The Best of Both Worlds. So, it’s with delirious joy great sadness, we pass on this message from Avril’s Instagram.

It is with heavy heart that Chad and I announce our separation today. Through not only the marriage, but the music as well, we’ve created many unforgettable moments. We are still, and forever will be, the best of friends, and will always care deeply for each other. To all our family, friends and fans, thank you sincerely for the support.

I’ll never understand the concept that a divorced couple can remain “the best of friends” except in cases where the husband was secretly gay the whole time, and yep, I think I just worked that one out in real time. You’re welcome, and now for the obligatory bikini pics. *bows, removes top hat*

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