BREAKING: Avril Lavigne Loves Playing With Her Friend’s Giant Breasts In A Bikini

Between everything going on with The Dark Knight Rises, Joe Paterno and Minka Kelly’s sex tape, I honestly didn’t think there was room left for any more big news to happen, yet here we are looking at Avril Lavigne repeatedly grope her friend’s giant breasts at the beach. Of course, I say giant in contrast to Avril Lavigne because for all we know this chick’s a foot high with A-cups and was summoned by wishing on a four-leaf clover. “Titties or pot o’ gold, me mast- saints alive, you didn’a even hesitate.”

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