Between everything going on with The Dark Knight Rises, Joe Paterno and Minka Kelly‘s sex tape, I honestly didn’t think there was room left for any more big news to happen, yet here we are looking at Avril Lavigne repeatedly grope her friend’s giant breasts at the beach. Of course, I say giant in contrast to Avril Lavigne because for all we know this chick’s a foot high with A-cups and was summoned by wishing on a four-leaf clover. “Titties or pot o’ gold, me mast- saints alive, you didn’a even hesitate.”
Photos: Splash News
Who doesn’t? Chicks are always grabbin each others boobs.
This sort of behavior has worked in bars for decades to get girls free drinks, I guess it can work to keep a “star” relevant.
Why is that chick’s lower half three sizes smaller than her upper half?
because jesus loves us all.
Tranny?
How in the hell can something be three times smaller? Try doing the fucking math…
lez b friends!
She is so punk rock…oh no, wait. The other thing. Lame. She is so lame.
And irrelelvant
And I bet she knows how to use Spell Check better than I do
‘Irrelelvant’ is an actual word that means ‘I probably should have skipped that last round of drinks with lunch.’
it doesn’t matter cause spell check is overrated and grammar nazis need to get shot
people obsessed with “correct” spelling need to find something better to do with their lives
good spelling, grammar is all pointless shit
fuck u all
Someone needs a kick in the vagina. Where’s Michael Lohan?
No, I think not. Over many, many years I ran the pre-press departments at a couple of printing plants. Good grammar and correct spelling were mandatory. They make for good communication, as well as they separated educated human beings from imbeciles.
Oops…almost forgot. Fuck you too, you ignorant cunt.
it doesn’t matter cause spell check is overrated and grammar nazis need to get shot
people obsessed with “correct” spelling need to find something better to do with their lives
good spelling, grammar is all pointless shit
its all early brainwashing done from the school system
Avril,
You’re a *cough*…”rockstar”…..and that’s the hottest lesbo you can pull?
she has no kind of ass
Hmm…I reject your logic, and offer mine in its stead.
she has dang ol titties
I bid you good day, squire.
Cucumber sandwiches?
I don’t see the issue. I’d happily play with her boobs too.
Seems like just yesterday she was just faux punk. Now she’s faux lesbian too. What a rebel. We should all go buy her latest album!
Is that her MOM?!?!?!
I fucking hate soft-core.
Apparently she eats at Taco Bell and Coney Island
Yo, Skrill, drop it hard.
She’s got that fucking Skrilex haircut, too. So hardcore.
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The first time I read the headline I thought it said “Avril Lavigne Loves Playing With Her Giant Friend’s Breasts In A Bikini”
Am I the only one that sees Avril’s right boob here? Doesn’t appear to be bikini.
Am I the only one who sees a young Axl Rose???
Yep, looks like a milky-white breast with a nipple on top :)
It says that next to his yearbook photo.
I bet she’s as clean and smooth as new cookie platter down there.
“Duuuh, I’m gonna hug and love her and squeeze her and name her ‘George’!”
well this is an interesting way to prove she is not 6 months pregnant.
while groping the girl she is thinking:
I could not care less if you believe what i believe. It is none of my business if my spiitual path,faith or practice is ok with you or not. I don’t care if my words or actions are blasphemy,sacrilege or abomination in your religion. I do not belong to your path,nor do I need the opinion of your god(s). I’m too usy doing my own thing, making my own magic,helping folks who need it, to try and please everyone else. My way isn’t a concern to you. Thanksbut no thanks”
Not hot, sory this chick is boring average looking and fucking short,I think my 12 year old daughter is taller than her…no wait, SHE IS taller…poor midget.
I would feel just wrong fucking her, she is the size of an 8 year old…shes a pedophiles dream.
she should have some hairline wrinkles on her now. so not exactly a pedo’s dream.
You say that like it’s a bad thing. Shame on you.
That makes no f**king sense. I don’t know where you live but that’s the body of a woman. She may be petite but you’re exaggerating.
I think I smell labia
“It’s so hard to stay relevant when nobody remembers what you were relevant for in the first place. So, I’m a LESBIAN now and I’m not willing to show my body so I’m having my LESBIAN partner do all the heavy lifting. Except in this shot. Those funbags have got some heft to them.”
So she got her beaver and half her head waxed on the same day?
So is she a lesbian or twat?
Wow how fake can you make your emotional reactions in a photo look?
Avril Lavigne answers, “very”
Now she is a pretend lesbian. Yawn.
She’s probably only a lesbian when she’s on vacation.
so that’s why she got divorced huh.
likes the muff better
So Avril’s muff diving now? I fully approve as long as I get a sex tape out of it.
ugly implant job
So my manager said pretending to be a lesbioan did wonders to Lindsay Lohan’s career, so I’m crossing my fingers eh?
She is an idiot, but she is hot as fuck.
Obviously more then just friends!
This makes me incredibly sad…having to wear a shitty diaper at her age…
This titty grabbing, snuggling, hugging, billing and cooing is all fun and games until someone gets poked in the pussy…or in the eye.
Incidentally, I totally would. Both of them. At the same time too, if the offer was made.
You’re my meth friend.
Who’s Avril? No one cares. Go back to Canada!
Same nose, same chin…I think it’s her mom.
Coming soon.. Avril sings “I touched a girl” which is not at all a cheap rip off of Katy Perry, just ask her
Well, the whole lesbian thing worked wonders for Lindsay’s career… oh, wait.
Wow, beautiful, sexy tummy. Thanks Av.
It looks like Avril stole her ass.
Avril was simply planning out the next theft… her tits.
Plz zoom into those fangs! I actually think it’s scary-hot?
I still remember her…she released some very very popular catchy singles back in the naughts, no?
Sk8rboi !!!
Anyways, as a 38 year old male, I dig her still (i’m not creepy, honest–I just like to visit fish’s site at 1130pm on a saturday night).
her mother~
How do Miley Cyrus, Anne Hathaway, Ginnifer Goodwin, and Avril Lavigne expect me to masturbate to them when they keep doing such awful things to their hair?!?!? Did they even ONCE think about *my* needs before they told their stylist to make them look horrid?