I’ve honestly never seen the appeal of Avril Lavigne, so you’d just assume seeing her in a bikini and rubbing her “chest” in another chick’s face might persuade me to reconsider that stance. It didn’t. So, here she is in St. Tropez yesterday where I’m almost positive she lured this boat in with a song then lept shrieking out of the water and turned everyone’s face to stone until Sam Worthington cut her head off. Guarantee that’s what happened.
Photo: Bauer-Griffin
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I’ve always thought she had a wonderful ass
True. Swim suit helps, even if she borrowed it from Kelly Kapowski.
She has always been my dark secret. I wanna do bad things with her.
I would like to give thanks to our Lord Jesus Christ for pic #5.
I would wreck that like a jackass porsche.
Yup, I would plow that like a Mack truck with no brakes… for at least 30 seconds.
I would wreck it like the pink power ranger
Oh ya well I’d suck a fart out of her ass like a bong hit
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she looks great
I’d love to eat Avril’s fine ass.
what a bangin bod on that canuklehead. any time..
Her nice looking ass almost makes up for her shitty music……almost!
hell yeah, i got ur magnum force baby
Stays Raccoon-y, even when wet!
Fantastic ass.
What a badazz rocker chick she is!! Party on, BB!!
If any woman was ever truly in need of a corrective rape…
uh, no. no woman will be, ever. creep.
Just a normal rape will do, then.
You can find lots of that in jail, Unimate.
She’s 27 but acts perpetually 14. Always been cute, but entirely too bratty.
Pump her and dump her.
agreed
There, I touched them, you happy? Now get the FUCK off of me!
I am surprised at how inoffensive these photos are to my eyes/sensibilities. Yay for progress?
Kelly Brook & Riley Steele they ain’t!
Put your best side forward Avril.
What surprised me is that it was pink. (the bikini)
Friends with boats….they get all the fun.
she has short legs, not a turn on as she looks like any random mall chick.
Faux-mo-sexuality is so punk rock.
I second all comments that refer to the deliciousness of that ass.
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No nip slip pics of her on the boat with the hat on?
She is a fucking idiot, but she is also fucking hot and like the others, I would do bad things to her.
she’s climbing up the ladder to find the can so she can take a massive dump (she ate too much corn for lunch). fucking fake bitch.
Nah! Id rough this loogie hurling tart real good. Wanted for a long time and never will.
I want to be near those on the wing, flying into the ground with love. Alone, all of us hear her deep over the ground while me make love reading musical mechanical structures. Alone, just all of us and her. And stuff.
Eh?
I would eat her asshole for hours. Pic #18 mmmmmmmmmm
She is so boyish and unfortunate-looking.
Nice little hard body, looks like she needs a real man and not some little boy fuck up at this point.
Someone with some presence in life.
Pretty sure you’re mixing up your mythological metaphors (Sirens and Medusa), but I wonder if anyone else will notice.
Can’t she be both?
I’ve had the “is Avril hot” argument with my friends many many times. Nobody seems to think she’s hot, but I’ve completely convinced myself she is. My argument: The Law of Brody Jenner. Look at the dude’s dating history – he only dates smokeshows. Therefore, since he is dating Avril, I have conviced myself she’s hot.
Lauren Conrad and Nicole Richie are smokeshows?
Dude, Brody Jenner dated ONE hot chick and that was the playboy girl nicole something something. He dates chicks that smoke weed…
Fuck that! Bitches can’t smoke weed? You’ve got your head up your ass.
Hot body, weird raccoon-y face, in my opinion. The pounds of eyeliner she uses enforces that image.
That junk on my face. My nose in the pipehole. Fart.
welcome to avril’s big gay boat ride
all i can say is i do not know what dark magic she is using but i want it.
Her nipple is showing in the photo…
First off why do you guys want to eat someone’s ass? That’s so gross. I can understand the other but an ass… just gross. Second of all she is in the ocean with a blow up lounge floaty.. Sharks are somewhat blind and see shadows.. She would look like shark bait from underneath. To bad there wasn’t a shark around.
Some guys like assplay.
I’m a guy who fantasies about being Lindsay Lohan’s personal toilet, so ass eating isn’t much of a big deal for me. Listen if a guy loves a woman, he’s going to let her sit on his face. However I don’t like Avril Lavigne that much, so I wouldn’t do that. I just don’t like the way she tries to be punk but does pop. Don’t get me wrong, I’d anal pile drive Avril’s ass into the floor, but I wouldn’t eat her ass. You have to love a woman to eat her ass. If you don’t love her, you wouldn’t do it for her.
You know what I just saw pic five, so I guess I’d do it too. But I’ll also furiously spread it as well like a bull. It would be more on the grounds of angry sex.
THANK you. I guess people tend to forget that shit comes out of there.
Or do they?
Yuck.
Yeah but in a said anal pile drive only your dick touches it. Like I said, you have to love the woman in order to eat it out, that’s the point.
I just knew she smokes. They all smoke, don’t they?
The ass of a goddess and the face of gargoyle.
My cum just came .. twice.
Yes to both the comments above mine.
Damn Avril !! who new she had all that ass! I thought it would be pale and small Like kristen Stewarts.
Wow, what a hottie, Avril has an amazingly nice an svelte figure, she is one beautiful and gorgeous girl!!!
Ugh, she looks like what happens to a wad of berry Bubble Yum bubblegum when someone pulls it into strings before twirling and playing with them.
I have that exact same li-lo (air mattress)
“What? This isn’t what readers of The Superficial mean when they say ‘that chick is smoking hot?!?’”
She is so sweet
her face is so ugly, can’t blieve anyone likes her
What kinda douche names his boat “Magnum Force” ?