Avril Lavigne in a Bikini
I’ve honestly never seen the appeal of Avril Lavigne, so you’d just assume seeing her in a bikini and rubbing her “chest” in another chick’s face might persuade me to reconsider that stance. It didn’t. So, here she is in St. Tropez yesterday where I’m almost positive she lured this boat in with a song then lept shrieking out of the water and turned everyone’s face to stone until Sam Worthington cut her head off. Guarantee that’s what happened.