‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ New Trailer Will Explodinate Your Nerd Parts

Here’s the newest trailer for Avengers: Age of Ultron that Marvel just dropped a few minutes ago, and I’m not even going to be cute here, I want to go to there. I want this all over my face, in my eyes, and maybe even in my hair. I don’t care. I’ll wash it out. Why do people get so worked up over that? It’s called shampoo. – *rereads* – Yup, this conveyed the points I wanted to make.

Alternate Take: Photo Boy isn’t thrilled The Avengers are fighting a million things again to which I say, Hollywood has like five ideas, man, what do you want here? A giant space aardvark with dicks for eyes because I tried, okay? We couldn’t get the shafts to look right. Stupid uncanny valley…

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