Comic-Con: ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron,’ And Oh Yeah, ‘Ant-Man,’ I Guess

July 28th, 2014 // 27 Comments
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Considering they have no less than 20 movies coming out at a time, Marvel gets the prime time-slot in Comic-Con‘s Hall H where this year they wheeled out the entire cast of The Avengers: Age of Ultron – minus pregnant ScarJo – after an awkwardly brief Ant-Man panel. And if you’re wondering how to tell the two apart in the gallery, one has people sitting there with no clue what they’re doing because the director quit and they still haven’t seen a script yet while the other has Robert Downey Jr. throwing roses and literally attempting to take flight before Josh Brolin comes out wearing the goddamn Infinity Gauntlet. It was like having a birthday party at your grandmother’s house, and then one at Chuck E. Cheese with Iron Man shooting free tokens out of his dick. Anyway, the audience got to see a sizzle real from The Avengers: Age of Ultron which by all accounts was awesome for everyone there and just words on a screen for people who had sex this weekend, so enough about that. As far as future movies, Marvel announced absolutely nothing except Guardians of The Galaxy 2 which everybody already knew was happening. They didn’t even mention Doctor Strange or make the only casting announcement that makes sense:

Tom Selleck Doctor Strange

Does anyone have a first-born child to give Gerry Duggan for this? I feel like he earned it.

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  1. JimBB

    Meanwhile the DC Comics movie panel was held nearby in Hall Bathroom #6, with Ben Affleck making a joke of flushing the toilet every time Henry Cavill tried to talk. That crazy Affleck.

  2. Avengers Age of Ultron Ant-Man Comic-Con Marvel Panel
    Spartacus
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    Certainly 100% hetero

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    Cock Dr
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    Moob fondling out & proud at Comic Con. No wonder there’s a crowd.

  4. Avengers Age of Ultron Ant-Man Comic-Con Marvel Panel
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    “And then we jerk them into each other like this.”

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    Cock Dr
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    Spader used to be so hot.
    *sigh*

  6. Avengers Age of Ultron Ant-Man Comic-Con Marvel Panel
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    FISTING CHAMPION!

  7. Avengers Age of Ultron Ant-Man Comic-Con Marvel Panel
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    “Oh, shit. Aaron, I think this is a lump.”

  8. Avengers Age of Ultron Ant-Man Comic-Con Marvel Panel
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    “In our new contracts, it’s all totally even—”
    “Oh, you…..”

  9. Avengers Age of Ultron Ant-Man Comic-Con Marvel Panel
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    “Drumsticks for EVERYONE!!”

  10. Avengers Age of Ultron Ant-Man Comic-Con Marvel Panel
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    “Wow. You are much taller than your sisters, Lizzie.”

  11. Avengers Age of Ultron Ant-Man Comic-Con Marvel Panel
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    “It’s a movie and a paycheck. Thankfully, I don’t have to actually care.”

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    o'chunt
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    Mincing on stage. That takes balls.

  13. Avengers Age of Ultron Ant-Man Comic-Con Marvel Panel
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    He’s adorable, and I am glad he finally got his shit together so I could see photos like this instead of an obituary.

    That is all.

  14. Avengers Age of Ultron Ant-Man Comic-Con Marvel Panel
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    Jeweled Pud Pumper
    $39.99
    Farrah Abraham collection

  15. Avengers Age of Ultron Ant-Man Comic-Con Marvel Panel
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    “Look! Zack Snyder just hung himself.”

  16. Avengers Age of Ultron Ant-Man Comic-Con Marvel Panel
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    “As long as no one tells Cobie the rest of us get paid in cash, we get to keep having craft services.”

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    Brolin is a great choice for Thanos.

  18. Avengers Age of Ultron Ant-Man Comic-Con Marvel Panel
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    Downey: Hey guys, drugs made me lose all my self respect, when did you lose yours?
    Bettany: The Tourist.
    Brolin: Jonah Hex.
    Spader: Right now.

  19. Avengers Age of Ultron Ant-Man Comic-Con Marvel Panel
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    How is it that Paul Rudd looks exactly the same as he did in “Clueless” over 20 years ago? What manner of sorcery is this?

  20. Avengers Age of Ultron Ant-Man Comic-Con Marvel Panel
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    Elizabeth is sexy.

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    She is so beautiful.

  22. Jack Kirby spinning in his grave

    Since hollywood uber dorks insist on JJ Abram-ing Iconic Marvel characters (female Thor etc) why not cast Patton Oswalt as Thanos?

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    Rather Dashing
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    “Uh, Chris? Monthly breast check buddies are just supposed to REMIND each other to perform their own self exam… Chris?”
    “Shh… just let it happen.”

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