Ava Sambora In A Bikini Isn’t Politics
Some of you come here for the politics, and some of you come here to get a boner at work (the wiener or vagina kind). And I honestly don’t care either way because it means I’m not managing a Chili’s yet. So in a futile effort to avoid that fate, here’s Ava Sambora in a bikini, which should generate enough pageviews for me to throw more secret angry lesbian soapboxing in your face. Or whatever the commentariat think I am now even though I’m clearly a pansexual ocelot who identifies as Batman with three dicks. The clues were all there.