re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 12.9.13 (12 comments)
what we cant see in the photo is that shes driving a stake through the master vampire and kicking him down into a bottomless pit which seals the gateway of dlhmockls and saves the world.
re: Tila Tequila Knows Who Really Killed Paul Walker Because She Was Hitler In A Former Life (37 comments)
its always easier to take someone seriously if they already know the difference between “weather” and “whether”.
re: Lindsay Lohan Had Paris Hilton's Little Brother Beaten, Or Something (28 comments)
paris and lilo thunderdome = thunder bore.
lilo will be late or wont show up at all.
(even if theres $$$ involved.)
paris will send a cardboard cutout of herself
and no one will know the difference.
re: 'I’m still waiting for people to comment on why their son looks exactly like Matt Damon.' (3 comments)
the kid can tell the difference between mommy and sarah jessica parker just by touch.
re: "Is that fern… offering me a diamond ring?" (2 comments)
hey i have a pair of hiking boots just like those!
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 12.6.13 (16 comments)
wait til he gets to the store thats already closed for the day.
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 12.6.13 (7 comments)
yo man- izat eyeliner?
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 12.6.13 (22 comments)
to be fair, what woman can resist a man wearing the scalp of his last date whos body is still in the pit he dug in his basement for the aliens.
re: Hey, Remember Amanda Bynes? (21 comments)
the pap needs to move on. leave her alone.
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 12.5.13 (16 comments)
the man makes my heart smile.