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Someone within childbearing age seriously fucked the parrot from Aladdin?

This entire photo looks like a fucking petri dish.

And all of their faces twisted in terror as they looked anxiously at the sky when the record skipped and began to play, “Jeepers, Creepers. Where’d you get those peepers? Jeepers, Creepers. Where’d you get those eyes?”

“Could you toss me that bottle of extra strength hemorrhoid ointment? Attaboy.”

Not pictured: Andy Dick giving him a rim job under the table.

Good evening, Walgreens shoppers! Could a store associate please restock the laxatives on aisle 5? I repeat, severe laxative shortage on aisle 5.

He has that ‘just sharted in 900 dollar undies’ look on his face.

I’d give 20 bucks to see Tyra and the black carnie with the juggalo hair in a cage match.

There’s always a smiling pedophile with a Popeye the Sailor Man arm saying it in the window reflection with his eyes.

Finally! A legitimate case of angles and weird shirts. She looks like she has a foot for a hand and Elephant Man’s balls in her skirt.