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Posted on Sep 26th, 2011
re: 0926-the-crap-we-missed-18 (23 comments)

Someone within childbearing age seriously fucked the parrot from Aladdin?

Posted on Sep 26th, 2011
re: 0926-the-crap-we-missed-12 (19 comments)

This entire photo looks like a fucking petri dish.

Posted on Sep 26th, 2011
re: 0926-the-crap-we-missed-11 (18 comments)

And all of their faces twisted in terror as they looked anxiously at the sky when the record skipped and began to play, “Jeepers, Creepers. Where’d you get those peepers? Jeepers, Creepers. Where’d you get those eyes?”

Posted on Aug 30th, 2011
re: 0830-the-crap-we-missed-16 (11 comments)

“Could you toss me that bottle of extra strength hemorrhoid ointment? Attaboy.”

Posted on Aug 30th, 2011
re: 0830-the-crap-we-missed-13 (18 comments)

Not pictured: Andy Dick giving him a rim job under the table.

Posted on Aug 30th, 2011
re: 0830-the-crap-we-missed-14 (15 comments)

Good evening, Walgreens shoppers! Could a store associate please restock the laxatives on aisle 5? I repeat, severe laxative shortage on aisle 5.

Posted on Aug 30th, 2011
re: 0830-the-crap-we-missed-02 (33 comments)

He has that ‘just sharted in 900 dollar undies’ look on his face.

Posted on Aug 25th, 2011
re: 0825-the-crap-we-missed-31 (24 comments)

I’d give 20 bucks to see Tyra and the black carnie with the juggalo hair in a cage match.

Posted on Aug 25th, 2011
re: 0825-the-crap-we-missed-19 (16 comments)

There’s always a smiling pedophile with a Popeye the Sailor Man arm saying it in the window reflection with his eyes.

Posted on Aug 25th, 2011
re: 0823-the-crap-we-missed-23 (27 comments)

Finally! A legitimate case of angles and weird shirts. She looks like she has a foot for a hand and Elephant Man’s balls in her skirt.