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Posted on Feb 1st, 2012
re: Demi Moore Tried To Bang Zac Efron (28 comments)

Obscure-reference humor turns me on.

Posted on Jan 12th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 1.11.12 (11 comments)

heh

Posted on Jan 5th, 2012
re: Paris Hilton's Made $1.3 Billion Since 2005 (82 comments)

I agree with Eric. Bring on the vitriol.

Posted on Dec 30th, 2011
re: The Superficial's Top 25 Moments of 2011 (16 comments)

What happened to Dreg, anyway? Rehab?

Posted on Dec 21st, 2011
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 12.20.11 (24 comments)

Herman Cain?

Posted on Dec 21st, 2011
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 12.20.11 (24 comments)

Yum… Sawyer. But not like THIS. This man should be shirtless, and a little bit dirty… like a mechanic or a gardener, maybe…
“But I don’t have any money to pay you with, Mr. Sawyer. Surely there MUST be some other way we can work this out…?”
Yeahhhhh.

Posted on Dec 21st, 2011
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 12.20.11 (14 comments)

*snort*

Posted on Dec 17th, 2011
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 12.16.11 (22 comments)

Anybody else remember when “Gleek” was a verb?

Posted on Dec 17th, 2011
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 12.15.11 (39 comments)

And he had to PUSH it out of the garage so he wouldn’t wake his mom. That’s just badass.

Posted on Dec 17th, 2011
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 12.16.11 (46 comments)

So… plastic surgery to fix a cut on her cheek left her with lip implants and enough botox to kill Nicole Kidman? I’m going to call bullshit on that one.