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Posted on Feb 24th, 2011
re: 'Teen Mom' Amber Has Nude Photos Now (84 comments)

Post them as soon as you get them. kthnkbai

I’d splat on those, just sayin’.

w00t! I have the Washington Monument in my pants! In other words: A Presidential Boner!

Posted on Feb 21st, 2011
re: 0221-john-travolta-bald-00 (43 comments)

Jeans on the beach? Scientologists are so weird these days…

Posted on Jan 12th, 2011
re: Kate Gosselin is Pure Seduction (61 comments)

*pukes*

Posted on Jan 12th, 2011
re: Snooki Doesn't Want To Be Called Snooki (80 comments)

I’ve caught pieces of the show… Anything can “penetrate” those hoes.

Posted on Jan 12th, 2011
re: Lea Michele is Sorry (75 comments)

What’s up with all the boner killers today?

Posted on Jan 12th, 2011
re: Olivia Munn Has a Controversial Groin (125 comments)

LAME! …this cover didn’t even give me a semi-hard on.

Posted on Jan 7th, 2011
re: Kim Kardashian's Lips Look Natural and Other News (99 comments)

I wouldn’t doubt it.

Posted on Jan 7th, 2011
re: Kim Kardashian's Lips Look Natural and Other News (99 comments)

Those lips were made for sucking… Bring on the wang!