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I love magical lady parts.

Posted on Oct 2nd, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 10.1.12 (27 comments)

I totally don’t buy this bitch’s virginal act. You are trying to tell me you are a sweet little virginal girl, but you’ve dated John “I like to use poop as lube” Mayer and Jake “I fuck any gender” Gyllenhaal? I hope Connor Kennedy is taking a preventative round of antibiotics.

Posted on Oct 2nd, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 10.1.12 (10 comments)

I wanna say something snarky, but for someone who spends hours with their kid every day, I just can’t. IPhoto is pretty cute.

Posted on Oct 2nd, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 10.1.12 (17 comments)

This bitch needs to stop trying to act normal, and act fucking insane like all the Housewives. Nobody wants to see a normal life- we all have a norma life. We want to see someone batshit crazy like Teresa Guidice. Now that bitch is nuts and entertaining.

It’s obvious what happened here. Look around the picture… this guy is obviously gay, saw Paris making out with a girl and decided to hit on a guy. Well, said guy was straight, and gay boy here got mad. I should be a detective.

Posted on Oct 2nd, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 10.1.12 (27 comments)

Actually, I have been forced to watch the show, and when he is in douchebag mode, it is entertaining. Douchey, but entertaining. When they make him pretend like he likes his girlfriend or kris jenner, it’s really annoying. It’s so much better when he is in his natural state, hating everyone on the show except his son, which is clearly the only reason he puts up with all this shit- since they were broken up when she got knocked up. When he gets drunk, he spills out honesty, and it’s fucking funny.

Posted on Oct 2nd, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 10.1.12 (27 comments)

My wife would hit this, according to her, as well as k-fed during the early britney days. I think a lot of women closet-love the douche bag, or at least want one bang. Just one.

Posted on Oct 2nd, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 10.1.12 (5 comments)

This guy looks like a less good-looking Ryan Gosling and the girl looks like a less good-looking Rachel McAdams

Posted on Oct 2nd, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 10.1.12 (35 comments)

Leather isn’t good for all the bacteria that is growing under his pants. Doesn’t he know that? Airy cotton is the best so as to not further the itching associated with his particular STD.

Posted on Oct 2nd, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 10.1.12 (35 comments)

God it’s all I can picture right now and I’m fucking dying laughing