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Posted on Nov 12th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 11.11.13 (12 comments)

yes, she’d be very impressed by you, crying hysterically and screaming “this NEVER normally happens to me” while punching yourself in the crotch, passing out then pooping your pants.

Posted on Aug 29th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.29.13 (9 comments)

Gort, Klaatu berada nikto…

Posted on Aug 27th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 8.27.13 (13 comments)

rockin’ the effete Gandolfini look

Posted on Aug 27th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 8.27.13 (13 comments)

Yo Monica Bellucci, how about we make this a buon giorno…

Posted on Aug 27th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 8.27.13 (21 comments)

yeah, and her boobs are real and she still a virgin! dude, the restoration of the Sistine Chapel involved less work that Christie has had done.

Posted on Aug 21st, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.21.13 (36 comments)

Cap’n Ahab is searching for him as we speak…

Miracle weight loss/lipo doesn’t happen over night…

Posted on Oct 31st, 2011
re: We Get It, Heidi Klum. You Really Like Halloween. (46 comments)

So the curtains DO match the carpet….

Posted on Oct 28th, 2011
re: the-crap-we-missed-1028-03 (33 comments)

Shhh, it’s just a cop, act like I’m giving you directions. so, it’s $50 for oral, $100 bareback …..

Noooo! not all over your face this time… this is beer!