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Posted on Oct 31st, 2011
re: We Get It, Heidi Klum. You Really Like Halloween. (46 comments)

So the curtains DO match the carpet….

Posted on Oct 28th, 2011
re: the-crap-we-missed-1028-03 (33 comments)

Shhh, it’s just a cop, act like I’m giving you directions. so, it’s $50 for oral, $100 bareback …..

Noooo! not all over your face this time… this is beer!

Posted on Oct 5th, 2011
re: 1005-the-crap-we-missed-02 (21 comments)

I’m sorry, “what does a smug douchebag look like?”, was that your question?

Posted on Sep 13th, 2011
re: 0913-the-crap-we-missed-05 (30 comments)

Those are no longer calves, they’re cows

Posted on Aug 25th, 2011
re: 0825-the-crap-we-missed-31 (24 comments)

Someone came in Blackface? call the NAACP stat!

Posted on Jun 3rd, 2011
re: Octomom's in a Bikini Again (89 comments)

I think at that point she just got a zip loc installed for ease of use

Posted on Jun 3rd, 2011
re: Octomom's in a Bikini Again (89 comments)

I think she just got a zip-loc installed at that point to make things easier.

Leia ” The cave is collapsing!”
Han “This is no cave…”

Posted on May 31st, 2011
re: 0531-snooki-neck-brace-09 (5 comments)

“And if I wrap my maxi pad around my neck, I’m invincible…. or something, I don’t exactly remember it properly”