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Posted on Sep 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 9.25.14 (10 comments)

Her chest self-spots: if she drops the bar, it bounces right back up onto the, um, rack.

Posted on Sep 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 9.25.14 (10 comments)

I bet when she runs, her boobs sound like an 8 year old vigorously shaking a plastic, one-gallon jug of supermarket chocolate milk.

Posted on Sep 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 9.25.14 (24 comments)

Larry King needs to get a grip.

Posted on Sep 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 9.25.14 (11 comments)

They make radial pants?

Posted on Sep 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 9.25.14 (36 comments)

The only person who looks like a 12 year old by adding make up.

Posted on Sep 16th
re: Rihanna's Nipples: CFDA Fashion Awards (25 comments)

Cockring has a tattoo of Corky on their face.

Posted on Sep 8th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.8.14 (32 comments)

You know, at least buy a second drink so it looks it’s for two people.

Posted on Aug 20th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.20.14 (31 comments)

Put a powdered wig on that thing and you have the judge from Pink Floyd’s ‘The Wall’.

Posted on Aug 20th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.20.14 (24 comments)

Still warmer than the real one.