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Have to admit, those are some of the better fake boobs I’ve seen. No crazy gap, not uber circular…

Zac probably walked around for days wondering where the smell of asparagus and B vitamins was coming from.

“Paz de la Huerta on set for her role in ‘Tan Mom: A Lifetime True Story’”

“What’s really great about my new energy drink is that it’s half synthetic oil to achieve that whole body greasy look.”

This needs to be an animated gif.

“You’re sooo waaaarm…”

Are they having a funeral for their ice cream cones?

“The guy behind me said the mic looks like his what now?”

“Daisy Fuentes In A Bikini Is 3 Years Older Than Gabrielle Anwar, Looks Way Better”

Well played, SW. Well, played.

Ding! Ding! Ding! Tell YoMamma what she’s won!