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Posted on Oct 23rd
re: Tina Fey Just Burned Rob Schneider (58 comments)

Whatever, Ms. Palin. You’re not fooling anybody here. Now go home and gaze at Russia.

Posted on Oct 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 10.17.14 (23 comments)

It’ll rip your dick off.

Posted on Oct 9th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 10.9.14 (3 comments)

“See? I told you that the strap-on would improve balance! BTW, I forgot the strap on at home. NOW SAMBA!”

Posted on Oct 9th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 10.9.14 (9 comments)

Guy in the back: Will somebody get this walking Afghan out of my way?

Posted on Oct 9th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 10.9.14 (13 comments)

What a Diva…she’s got a real Aldo Diaz on her shoulder…

Posted on Oct 9th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 10.9.14 (21 comments)

The curtains got caught on the end of the vacuum.

Choose your battles, Alanis.

I get why they are in LA – they are actors and that’s where their jobs are. Fine. BUT, it’s not like they don’t have the money and proper excuse to to say “fuck, this baby will be a shit storm and the paparazzi will be worse. Let’s rent a private jet and house in a quiet town for 6 months until this bullshit blows over.”

Posted on Sep 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 9.25.14 (10 comments)

Her chest self-spots: if she drops the bar, it bounces right back up onto the, um, rack.

Posted on Sep 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 9.25.14 (10 comments)

I bet when she runs, her boobs sound like an 8 year old vigorously shaking a plastic, one-gallon jug of supermarket chocolate milk.