re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 11.25.13 (17 comments)
“Good. Gooood. Retirement has been good. After my last apprentice threw me down an air shaft and my second space station was destroyed by rebels, I did some serious reflection about my career choices and decided to get simple government job in another galaxy, which of course turned out to be Earth. Very similar to Naboo, Earth…except you call Gungans ‘African’ and they don’t live underwater.”
::crowd boos and hisses::
“What? You mean George Lucas has never been to Naboo?”
re: Lisa Opie Bikini Photos: Miami (4 comments)
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 11.8.13 (10 comments)
This is him looking back at Gerard Butler.
re: Just Kidding, Tati Neves Is A Hooker (24 comments)
You might want to stop hanging out at truck stops for starters…
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 11.7.13 (9 comments)
I can see why people think she’s cute…she has all the check boxes ticked, but just doesn’t do it for me. I’m going back to Kelly Brook. You guys have fun.
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 11.7.13 (15 comments)
Photoboy Photoshopped out the sex toy.
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 11.7.13 (26 comments)
It looks like a Kinder Surprise that got left out in the sun that had a Andre Leon Talley toy in it.
re: So South Park Made A George Zimmerman Episode (59 comments)
Does “libtard” refer to libertarians or liberals…or both?
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 10.11.13 (22 comments)
“Just one more hit of this new born’s soul and I’m good till lunch…”
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 10.11.13 (38 comments)
How the mighty have swollen.