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Posted on May 3rd
re: Lindsay Lohan Bikini Photos in Hawaii (6 comments)

It’s kinda sad. She really could have been talented and super attractive. That body isn’t anything a personal trainer couldn’t tone up in a month or two, but it’s pretty much a done deal at this point.

Posted on Apr 26th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 4.26.13 (9 comments)

Hair balls strike when you least expect them.

Posted on Apr 26th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 4.26.13 (15 comments)

Isn’t that the other guy from Army of Lovers?

Posted on Apr 26th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 4.26.13 (31 comments)

Isn’t that one of the guys from Army of Lovers?

Posted on Apr 23rd
re: Kanye's Face With Jay-Z (1 comments)

“Yo, Carlton! Tell Fresh Prince we miss beating his ass on the basket ball court!”

Posted on Apr 19th
re: I Think They Found The Boston Marathon Suspects (71 comments)

I have an idea: how about you call up Boston PD, tell them your opinion and see what they say. I have no doubt that because of your credentials on The Superficial comments section, they will agree and allow you to single handedly perform the manhunt *because you’re that good.*

Posted on Apr 17th
re: Holy Shit, The New 'Man of Steel' Trailer (41 comments)

oops, got it backwards – New York is Metropolis by day, Gotham by night.

Posted on Apr 17th
re: Holy Shit, The New 'Man of Steel' Trailer (41 comments)

I think they’ll make it as gritty as they can – but not Dark Knight gritty. It could use it as Superman is such a flipping boy scout – almost worse than Captain America.

Anyway, I think it was Frank Miller who said that Metropolis was New York by day and Gotham by night.

Posted on Apr 17th
re: Holy Shit, The New 'Man of Steel' Trailer (41 comments)

Ah, yes. Thank you.

Posted on Apr 17th
re: Holy Shit, The New 'Man of Steel' Trailer (41 comments)

Assuming you’re girl who dates guys who make an effort to see you naked as opposed to explain comic books to you, yes. It’s a reboot. Every time any story is restarted in Hollywood, the team that makes it will offer their own take so a) people will see a story they already kinda know b) get their spot in history as the ‘definitive’ version of that story. Christopher Reeve (I’m too lazy to see who directed it) has enjoyed that honor for over 30 years – a record by Hollywood’s standards.