re: Angelina Jolie's New Boobs Have Powerful Nipples (5 comments)
She most definitely had a boob job even before her double mastectomy. Her cleavage has had the tell-tale inner edges for some time now. And go watch Hackers, her boobs were not big at all in that movie.
re: Christina Hendricks Can't Get A Breast Reduction
I WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN! (22 comments)
Thank you. I just know she has a pair of cottage cheese laden thunder thighs.
I’ll take a toned, slender hottie over this cow any day.
re: First, You Get Justin Bieber Sleeping, Then You Get The Bikini Photos, Then You Get The POWER (16 comments)
Go on, keep paying more for an average computer because you think it doesn’t get viruses and it comes in an assortment of colors(!).
I swear you always have the dumbest comments on this site.
re: And Now Tila Tequila On Parenting (71 comments)
How is this not true?
I’m glad Walt died. He was an asshole that financially supported a terrible human being of a wife. Aside from having talent as a chemist and making a few good (or lucky) decisions, he was a fucking idiot.
Seriously, a person does not have to be intelligent to follow the Breaking Bad plot. The Superficial writer is convinced that he’s an intellectual and nerd again.
Breaking Bad doesn’t have an “intricate plot”. I like that show, but I’m going to pretend that someone has to be smart to follow it.
re: Lindsay Lohan Side-Boob (9 comments)
I’m 35 and have natural C cups. I can’t hold any pencils under my boobs yet thankfully.
LL could do some upper body exercises like push-ups and pull-ups, and it would tighten up her pecs which would help lift her breasts.
re: Jennifer Love Hewitt's Stomach Sticks Out Farther Than Her Breasts. Pack It In. (14 comments)
There is nothing beautiful about this frumpy, horse-faced nut job. The only way she can get in the news is by flaunting her pregnancy. Pathetic.
re: Rupert Murdoch's Divorcing His Ninja Wife (20 comments)
Seriously, what rich man would marry and have children with an evil looking, gold-digging bitch like that.