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Posted on Aug 28th
re: Katy Perry: 'Prismatic' Tour Winnipeg (3 comments)

What the hell is that?
Oh, wait, I know that that is!
What the hell IS that?

(sorry, Lorne Michaels)

Posted on Aug 28th
re: Joan Rivers Is Probably Dead (Update: Or Not) (42 comments)

Were she dead, we’d all know it. We would sense a great disturbance in the force… or maybe that’s just the fish and chips.

Posted on Aug 28th
re: Joan Rivers Is Probably Dead (Update: Or Not) (42 comments)

Hey come on, you guys. She was BORN to play “Dot Matrix” in Spaceballs. It was a triumph for her. After that, it was all gravy.

With botox.

My days of hearing way too much of this puffed-up bitch have definitely come to a middle.

(sorry, Joss Whedon.)

Posted on Aug 27th
re: Kanye West: 'My Dad Was A Paparazzo' (16 comments)

I am unable to explain my total hate for Kim Kardashian.
It’s a force unto itself. Lucky for her I’m too lazy to act upon it.
I suspect there are many millions in the same position as I; hopefully they are as lazy as I. That’s pretty fucking lazy, though. Seriously.

Posted on Aug 27th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.27.14 (33 comments)

America, you pay your cockteasin’ little bitches WAY too much money.

Posted on Aug 26th
re: Miley Cyrus' Date To The VMAs Isn't Exactly Homeless (50 comments)

Douchident, the point is this guy DOES have “homes and lots of material crap”.

Posted on Aug 26th
re: Miley Cyrus' Date To The VMAs Isn't Exactly Homeless (50 comments)

Shut the fuck up, Tony.

Posted on Aug 26th
re: Miley Cyrus: 2014 VMAs (3 comments)

LOL, yes, they always know when it’s about to happen, don’t they?

Posted on Aug 26th
re: Miley Cyrus' Date To The VMAs Isn't Exactly Homeless (50 comments)

Actually, aside from her tongue spasms, I have no problem with anything Miley does. She seems to have more humanity about her than most of the showbiz bangers I’ve met.