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This is the shit that spews from the minds of people who were born rich and never actually had to do much of anything. But in his favor at least he learned to use AutoTune.

Posted on Sep 29th
re: Jennifer Lopez & Leah Remini Hit By Drunk Driver (25 comments)

Oooh, “In your whip”, were you?
Wow, you’re so gangsta.
Apparently the rear-ender wasn’t nearly good enough.
I think about 120 MPH might have done the trick.
Oh, well… “A” for effort.

Posted on Sep 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.29.14 (14 comments)

I KNEW IT!

Posted on Sep 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.29.14 (36 comments)

“These things are good: ice cream and cake, a ride on a Harley, seeing monkeys in the trees, the rain on my tongue, and the sun shining on my face. These things are a drag: dust in my hair, holes in my shoes, no money in my pocket, and the sun shining on my face.”
– Rocky Dennis, character in the movie “Mask”.

Also Grichka Bogdanoff at Fashion Week in Paris.

Posted on Sep 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.29.14 (15 comments)

She doesn’t look like she wants to be there.
Or here. On Earth I mean.

Posted on Sep 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.29.14 (7 comments)

Funny, that’s just about precisely what I imagine she does on a daily basis – with every dog she meets. Ewwwww

Posted on Sep 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.29.14 (12 comments)

Mel, caught red-um, handed, taking a leak on his ex’s boyfriend’s car, pretends he’s invisible.

Posted on Sep 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.29.14 (17 comments)

Yeah, ya know what, Nicki?
Fuck off, OK? Just fuck off.

Posted on Sep 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.29.14 (25 comments)

Ah, well, there’s the problem right there.
No wonder Ariana is, reportedly, so testy.
Her formative years were spent shielding her little girl psyche from this douche-dip-gay-twit.
And I mean no disrespect to actual gays, there, OK?
It’s just a figure of speech. Get over it, ya fuckin’ queers!

Posted on Sep 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.29.14 (18 comments)

Saw a few moments of her singing on Sat. Nite Live.
Her voice? Meh. The lyrics?
I could pull better verse out of my butt!

And to prove it? >POP!< There!
You're right, I'm lying – my butt probably isn't tight enough to pop!