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re: Beyonce Has The Photoshop (13 comments)

Seriously, if her thigh-girth is such an issue to her, why doesn’t she just lose some freakin’ weight? Is it that such an onerous assignment?

Posted on Sep 16th
re: Kanye Is A 'Married, Christian Man,' You Assholes (37 comments)

Yeah, that’s nice, and all, but it’s Kim I can’t hack.
Kanye has at least done some work I have respect for.

She hasn’t realized she is wearing those wacky, er, glasses.
She just thinks she’s wood alcohol blind, again.
Her evil witch powers will heal her though.
Whereas, good witch powers prevent consumption of bad booze in the first place.

Posted on Sep 16th
re: Rihanna To CBS: 'F*ck You For Pulling My Song' (23 comments)

Hey, Miley keeps herself slim and in shape.
After that, she can do whatever she wants.

I’ll send her my address. What the heck, I’m all but homeless now.
For realz.

Posted on Sep 16th
re: Rihanna To CBS: 'F*ck You For Pulling My Song' (23 comments)

To Rihanna: You Go, Girl!
Ever since the NFL came up with the idea of artists paying the NFL for playing the Super Bowl, it has become obvious that the NFL exists because of the game and the players… and the fans.
Certainly not the assholes making the decisions.

Posted on Sep 16th
re: Rihanna To CBS: 'F*ck You For Pulling My Song' (23 comments)

So, the NFL and CBS are pretty much typical of the entire entertainment industry, then. Why single them out?

Posted on Sep 15th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.15.14 (4 comments)

Scar could be where one of her daddy’s gay buddies bit her.

Posted on Sep 15th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.15.14 (21 comments)

I don’t like the way the “fat ass + thong bikini” thing has evolved.

No sir, I don’t like it.

Posted on Sep 15th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.15.14 (18 comments)

So, to the one in pink… You used to be a guy, right?
It’s OK. I’m open minded.
Just make sure your legs aren’t the same way.

Posted on Sep 15th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.15.14 (19 comments)

Maggie is impressed!