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Posted on Jul 25th
re: Paris Hilton Made Another Carl's Jr. Commercial (30 comments)

LOL, OK, here goes: “she doesn’t enjoy sex because she hasn’t tried it with me”.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

Posted on Jul 25th
re: Paris Hilton Made Another Carl's Jr. Commercial (30 comments)

Well, in Paris’ defense, labor CAN last for hours.

And it would seem even longer with the no-guarantee-of-a-successful-birth, and the huge pile of money waiting to cushion her fall. How much can a person be expected to bear?

Posted on Jul 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 7.25.14 (16 comments)

This would be this week’s “Taylor Swift in New York” picture.
She live in New York, you see.

Posted on Jul 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 7.25.14 (20 comments)

Finger?

Cottage cheese already. Best keep ahead of that, kid.

Posted on Jul 21st
re: ashley-sky-butt-swimsuit-00 (2 comments)

Damn sand gets into everything.

Posted on Jul 21st
re: Anastasia Ashley & Logan Fazio Had A Butt-Off (4 comments)

Not sure why, but somehow, these pictures have “narcissistic douche” written all over them.

Posted on Jul 21st
re: Lindsay Lohan & Ali Lohan Bikini Photos: Capri, Italy (16 comments)

This photo is misleading. It appears she actually has some muscle tone. Maybe she was sneezing?

Posted on Jul 18th
re: What Happened To Britney Spears' Face? (27 comments)

This isn’t Britney. She is Urta Spengler, a dental technician in New Jersey. Fish is fooling us.

I hope.

Posted on Jul 18th
re: What Happened To Britney Spears' Face? (7 comments)

Showbiz really is a pile of shit, you know.
Just like the restaurant and grocery store businesses waste more food than any other industries… so showbiz wastes people.
A lot.