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Posted on May 8th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 5.7.14 (45 comments)

This picture screams two things at me:
1: Steve Urkel
2: Why has no one made a “dis chicken” joke yet?

Posted on Jan 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 1.24.14 (37 comments)

She has a full-length mirror directly in front of where she shits? Whyyyy.

She smiling like a child pageant contestant who has Vaseline rubbed on her teeth and a stage-mom holding a gun to head, hissing: “Smile real pretty or YOU DIE.”

I freaking love the Fish.

Posted on Dec 10th, 2013
re: Courtney Stodden Topless Bikini Photos (1 comments)

I know a family of homeless gerbils who need a home. *points at the boob gap*

Posted on Dec 10th, 2013
re: Courtney Stodden Topless Bikini Photos (3 comments)

Help, help! It’s a beached fish!

Posted on Nov 25th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 11.25.13 (33 comments)


Posted on Nov 13th, 2013
re: Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos: Ventura, CA (1 comments)

“We have active conversations together, my tits and I,” explained Courtney to her photographer.

Posted on Nov 6th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 11.6.13 (16 comments)

Any of y’all see her in Kyle XY? I have known since then – 2007, damnit – that she would be the perfect Wonder Woman. She’s such an ass kicker it’s ridiculous. And hot. And a compelling actress. It pisses me off that everyone seems to be like “Oh she’s perfect! ……Except she’ll be TERRIBLE because she doesn’t have giant cans.”

No doubt this Wonder Woman will be an updated modern woman….not an antiquated big-tittied bitch with ferocious back problems. And in any case, y’all know she can just slap on a super push-up bra and CGI will take care of the rest if need be, right? Hopefully the fact that she can do her own stunts easily, act well, and -minus the ridiculous boobs- looks the part will negate the need for all that superficial bullshit.

Oh I see what I did there… superficial bullshit… *slams a beer back* NIGHT YOU GUYS!

Posted on Aug 24th, 2013
re: George Zimmerman Is Buying Tactical Shotguns (129 comments)

“You attack someone, you take the chance you will lose.”

EXACTLY. Zimmerman was the one who initiated the stalking and, I would argue, the attack. He picked the fight. He was losing. So he shot him. If he had just left him the fuck alone like 911 told him to, he wouldn’t have needed to instigate that fight and could’ve prevented this kid’s death.

He was looking for “people up to no good” as you put it somewhere in an above post, but he didn’t even have probable reason to suspect this kid. This kid belonged in that neighborhood and was just minding his own business. Who cares what his criminal history may or may not have been up to that point, because in that moment he was executed for being in the wrong place at the wrong time by a paranoid, 911-happy man with a long history of being wrong.