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Posted on Sep 9th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.9.14 (23 comments)

The last thing you want to do when you get to Toronto is look like a fatter version of Rob Ford.

Posted on Sep 9th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.9.14 (15 comments)

Pretty much the only person alive who can do that without backlash.

Posted on Aug 26th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.25.14 (22 comments)

Looks like Ibiza’s in Madonna! Am I right, folks?

Posted on Aug 13th
re: Ariana Grande Has Rocket Titties Now (32 comments)

I never thought rocket titties could be boring… but they were… they were so boring.

Posted on Aug 13th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.13.14 (12 comments)

“Whores? Oh yeah! There’s whores in this one, too! Let me tell you about whores! WHORES WHORES WHORES!”

Well, I think we just found Rush’s username on here.

Posted on Aug 11th
re: Robin Williams Committed Suicide (1951 - 2014) (110 comments)

Fuck off, Mr. Sensitive. Now is SO not the time for that bullshit.

Posted on Aug 11th
re: Robin Williams Committed Suicide (1951 - 2014) (110 comments)

The world has lost another reason to laugh. Rest in Peace, Mr. Williams.

Posted on Aug 5th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 8.5.14 (23 comments)

“Ma’am, I’ve done everything I can, but the seams just won’t go back together.”

Posted on Aug 5th
re: Ashley Benson & Peter Dinklage: 'Pixels' Set (7 comments)

I am SO GLAD I’m not the only who saw that!