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Posted on Sep 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 9.25.14 (10 comments)

I’d stick a banana in that tailpipe.

Posted on Sep 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 9.24.14 (17 comments)

It takes some real brass to pretend you’re something when you’re really nothing at all.

Posted on Sep 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 9.24.14 (19 comments)

Oh Helen, you look the same as you did 20 years ago.

I wish that was a compliment.

Posted on Sep 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 9.24.14 (23 comments)

“How do I get out of this crazy job, Bill?”
“Cigars, Barry. Cigars.”

Posted on Sep 9th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.9.14 (23 comments)

The last thing you want to do when you get to Toronto is look like a fatter version of Rob Ford.

Posted on Sep 9th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.9.14 (15 comments)

Pretty much the only person alive who can do that without backlash.

Posted on Aug 26th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.25.14 (22 comments)

Looks like Ibiza’s in Madonna! Am I right, folks?

Posted on Aug 13th
re: Ariana Grande Has Rocket Titties Now (32 comments)

I never thought rocket titties could be boring… but they were… they were so boring.

Posted on Aug 13th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.13.14 (12 comments)

“Whores? Oh yeah! There’s whores in this one, too! Let me tell you about whores! WHORES WHORES WHORES!”

Well, I think we just found Rush’s username on here.