re: Courtney Stodden's New Single Sexily Sashays Onto Store Shelves (I Hate Myself) (62 comments)
What a dickhead you are. Is “old ass sensitive middle aged chick that no guys want to fuck anymore” the only come back you have in your repertoire? Dude, everyone grows old and unless you’re extremely handsome (beauty is fleeting, i tell ya) or have a lot of acquisition power (that means money, you retard), you’re going to grow old too (with soggy and wrinkly balls nonetheless) and as such, the only people you’re going to be able to fuck (if you’re lucky) are middle aged chicks, so do me a favor and shut the fuck up. fucking loser.
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 4.20.12 (20 comments)
re-consider your comment. according to your pov she’s an over the hill aging 37 y.o. granny
re: Jennifer Lawrence on The Spanish TV Show 'El Hormiguero' (2 comments)
dude, are you paid by her entourage to comment on all her pics? she’s a beautiful lady. we get it. move on.
re: Alexander Skarsgard's Banging Charlize Theron (44 comments)
What a worthless dickhead this “El Jefe” is. How old you think Stacy Kiebler and Elisabetta Canali are? They both are in their 30s, early 30s, but still. They’re just a few years behind Charlize. It’s not about age, dickhead. It’s about mileage and how well you conserve yourself. Rachel Bilson (whom you seem to love based on your comments), Kelly Brook, and Kate Beckinsale (to name a few) are in their 30s, too and are a treat to the eyes unlike women in their 20s like Lindsay Lohan, Courtney Stodden and Vanessa Hudgens to name a few.
Your ageist point of view is pathetic and your logic faulty at best. You sound like an immature frat boy. Hope you have a subscription on okcupid.com b/c only desperate and naive girls in their early 20s will give you and your mind the time of day.
By the way, if you live in Northern California, I’m pretty sure I know who you are.