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Posted at 6:30pm
re: Pamela Anderson's Ass Falling Out Of Her Bikini (6 comments)

It’s $1,000+ for each pill and it has to be taken daily for something like 12 weeks. That comes to the neighborhood of $84K just just for the meds.

Posted at 6:26pm
re: That's Pamela Anderson's Naked Butt (6 comments)

Not me. I always wear a condom. Even when I shower.

Posted at 6:22pm
re: Pamela Anderson's Ass Falling Out Of Her Bikini (1 comments)

Ya know, she doesn’t look all that bad here when one takes into consideration the fact that she’s an old broad whose warrantee expired some years back.

Posted at 6:19pm
re: Pamela Anderson's Ass Falling Out Of Her Bikini (1 comments)

“Give me that thing, Rick. You obviously have no idea what you’re doing.”

Posted at 6:14pm
re: Comic-Con: 'Mad Max: Road Fury' Trailer (27 comments)

“…an even bigger asshole than both her parents combined.”
Sorry, but I don’t think that’s even possible.

Posted at 6:10pm
re: Comic-Con: 'Mad Max: Road Fury' Trailer (27 comments)

Ya think? Or is it viewers’ ballsacks getting tingly because of the rapid improvement if cinematic technology?

Posted at 5:57pm
re: Lindsay Lohan: Weisses Fest 2014 (4 comments)

The cool thing about a prostitute dying on you is that the second hour is always free.

Posted at 5:49pm
re: Lindsay Lohan: Weisses Fest 2014 (2 comments)

Which begs the question: Is Lindsay a laugher, weeper, moaner, groaner, screamer, grunter, whistler, cheerleader, or some hybrid of any/all of the above? I figure you can tell when she cums because she tells her mom she’ll call her right back.

Lindsay really does look considerably better than she has in quite some time. However the bruising and graffiti look like shit. Someone needs to fire up the laser-powered ink remover.

Posted at 2:12am
re: Lindsay Lohan: Weisses Fest 2014 (1 comments)

Takin’ bets…on how many more steps will she remain upright before she totally takes gas? I’m saying two.