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Obviously the accident didn’t effect that lovely pair of coconuts.

She’ll be 52 in December, but you’re right. She looks great for a woman in her 50′s.

She’s pissing me off…she’s starting to look fuckable.

Hump? What hump?

Jeez, she’s in London and everybody else is in either Cannes, Nice, London, or New York. Hollywood must be deserted.

Jennifer, there was a time I would offer to buy you a drink. But since I don’t drink anymore, how about a condo on the French Riviera?

He got a discount ticket to the NSPCC Pop Art Ball by disguising himself as a Mexican.

She must have stolen those size 16-1/2 flip-flops from Khloe Kardashian.

“Of course I’m the real Richard Greico. You can tell by my dimples.”

“No, I wanna play Bullwinkle. See I can do a moose…”