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Posted at 4:51pm
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 12.22.14 (35 comments)

Just what I was thinking.

She’s hot…from her snatch to her head. But those legs…too fucking skinny. They look like toothpicks that I’ve been chewing on all day, soggy and smushed.

Posted at 4:42pm
re: Jessica Simpson Has Legs? HOLY SHIT (16 comments)

Her legs look fucking awful! Those critters belong on a dining room table, not on a pretty blonde.

“Anonymous” could use a pointer or two. Threatening to release someone’s sex tape is so boorish. So barbaric. The proper maneuver is to release it, then claim responsibility. But if she was underage, as she claims, you’re fucked!

So now, after all these years, you’re telling us he isn’t?

Posted at 4:06pm
re: Lactating Mila Kunis Is The Best Mila Kunis (17 comments)

“…they’re producing milk for an infant to drink…”
So where is it written that milk duds are only for infants?

Posted at 4:04pm
re: Lactating Mila Kunis Is The Best Mila Kunis (17 comments)

What are you, a fucking hair dresser?

Posted on Dec 20th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 12.17.14 (1 comments)

Lovely derriere.

Posted on Dec 20th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 12.17.14 (1 comments)

I’d like her to come over and play the piano. Except I don’t have a piano so she’d have to make do with my upright organ.

Posted on Dec 20th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 12.17.14 (2 comments)

See what I mean?