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Posted on Oct 22nd
re: I'm Told This Is Renee Zellweger (41 comments)

It looks like her plastic surgeon used some sort of arcane medical implement to squeeze her eyes closer together.

Posted on Oct 22nd
re: I'm Told This Is Renee Zellweger (41 comments)

Her breasts are small enough that she can safely go around browless.

Posted on Oct 22nd
re: I'm Told This Is Renee Zellweger (41 comments)

Frankly, I think her eyes look like two galled assholes.

Posted on Oct 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 10.17.14 (31 comments)

I would too, except I’d still speak about them.

Posted on Oct 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 10.20.14 (9 comments)

DAYAMMM…that is all!

Posted on Oct 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 10.20.14 (18 comments)

I knew she must have something to do with real estate ‘cuz she gave me a couple of acres.

Posted on Oct 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 10.20.14 (18 comments)

It turns out it was a great plan. She certainly got my attention!

Posted on Oct 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 10.20.14 (13 comments)

Ahhh, who cares? Get a couple of bottles of whatever she likes, and have her over for cock(tails).

Posted on Oct 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 10.20.14 (7 comments)

“OK, gargle with it…swish it around in your mouth…now swallow it — all of it…”

Posted on Oct 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 10.20.14 (9 comments)

I’m sensing that she’s had enough beer for one night.