re: Guy Fieri & His Hairdresser Had A Lovers Spat (33 comments)
Everyone keeps misspelling Fairy.
re: KIM & KANYE ARE A PLAYBOY POSING EXPLOITATION JESUS ROCKET, YO (44 comments)
Are they going to photograph her while her mild duds are still full? That just might be something to see.
re: Young Madonna Posing Nude For Photogapher Herman Kulkens (1 comments)
She’s got Willie Nelson in a headlock.
re: Chris Brown's In Rehab (31 comments)
“His goal is to gain focus and insight into his past and recent behavior, enabling him to continue the pursuit of his life and his career from a healthier vantage point.”
Funny…I thought the goal of going to a rehab was to get clean and sober. Oh dopey me!
re: Good God, Selena Gomez In A Bikini (41 comments)
Ohhhh, look, Mother. Our little princess is growing up.
re: Selena Gomez Bikini Photos: Miami (2 comments)
She may have a baby face, but goddamnit, that is a woman’s pussy, and given the chance I’d be all over that stuff like rappers on Bieber.
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 10.28.13 (4 comments)
The poor child looks like she needs a breast adjustment, and I’m just the guy to do it. And just so all you lovely ladies out there are aware of it, I also do manual mammograms. There is no charge for either procedure.
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 10.28.13 (5 comments)
Fuck the B24. She belongs on MY nose!
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 10.28.13 (11 comments)
Gawd A’mighty, look at them curves!
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 10.28.13 (8 comments)
She just wears too damn much clothing!