Profile

You ever see that Twilight Zone with Shatner where he looks out the plane window and that freaky looking thing is on the wing? That’s it.

I’d still let her Mr. Tuttle my Mr. Belding.

Yeah, I wear my sunglasses at night motherfucker, what you gonna do ’bout it?

Ray Bans, tank top, acid washed jeans, comically under sized dog… At least the script to ‘Chicago’ should help reinforce his heterosexuality.

For a second I thought that was Nick who packs up boxes on the loading dock at my work.

I had been shut up in these rooms a long time (I don’t know how long; you know what time the clocks keep here), when I told him that I wanted a little girl to rear and love, and save from my fate. I had first seen him when I sent for him to lay this place waste for me; having read of him in the newspapers, before I and the world parted.

I’d pay $80,000 and give up masturbation for a month to watch James Harrison take one good shot at this fuck.

Nick Carter celebrating his >>47th

I challenge any man worth his salt to turn down a middle aged anorexic sporting an air cast and a Hindu dot over her vagina.

Is she auditioning for ‘Real Housewives of Neverland’?