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McDonald’s fired their employees?

Why would the company reward them like that?

Posted on Apr 8th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.8.14 (10 comments)

Going with the sampler pack. This one is “leggy brunette”. But then again, aren’t they all?

Posted on Apr 7th
re: Amanda Bynes Bikini Photos: Cabo (11 comments)

You mean your Tickle Me Elmo t-shirt? It needs washing.

Posted on Apr 7th
re: Amanda Bynes Bikini Photos: Cabo (11 comments)

I’m handing out groceries to the needy. Line forms on the left.

Posted on Apr 7th
re: Amanda Bynes Bikini Photos: Cabo (11 comments)

You call out your own name during sex, don’t you?

Well, that makes sense, since you’re by yourself when it happens.

Posted on Apr 7th
re: Amanda Bynes Bikini Photos: Cabo (11 comments)

Yes, but since she’s no longer crazy, she wouldn’t. And even in her crazy days she wasn’t *that* crazy.

Posted on Apr 3rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 4.3.14 (14 comments)

Above comments left by the Seven Dwarves: Jealous, Bitter, Angry, Loser, Envious, Grudge, and Hater.

Kristen Bell > cooler than all of you put together

How do you know she’s “vile”? You hang out with her often, do you?

Well, that’s it for me and this site. It attracts too many angry, sick people.

Posted on Feb 4th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 2.3.14 (11 comments)

And yet you’ll still never have a snowball’s chance in Hell with her.

Posted on Feb 4th
re: Philip Seymour Hoffman Overdosed (1967 - 2014) (66 comments)

A lot of the people in these comments making cruel and judgmental remarks about Hoffman’s death due to his heroin addiction are the same ones who expressed sympathy for Dylan Farrow and called anyone who disagreed with them “pieces of shit”.

Nobody starts out using drugs thinking they will become a hopeless addict, otherwise why would they do it? Everybody thinks they will be the exception. That’s how it goes.

I feel sorry for Hoffman’s family most of all, but I imagine the mental and physical pain in his final days was quite terrible. This world is a bad place and people who are too weak to survive long in it deserve our compassion, not our judgment.