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God, I don’t believe in You, but I’m willing to convert if You should hurl a lightning bolt at some random person. Um…Kim Kardashian? God?

Damn it, I knew it.

Ain’t nothin’ wrong with that.

The grunge version of Dr. Who?

The remake of Easy Rider is going to be extremely pussyfied I see.

I nominate this for Comment of the Week. And it’s only Tuesday :)

That’s ok, I realize that a long period of celibacy can make guys grouchy :)

As for being fat…the men who attack Britney are invariably either anorexic bitchy gays or else John Candy lookalikes (or is that “eatalikes”?). Either way, not a pretty picture.

Cute! Love her hair!

Wolverine: The Velveeta Years.

Thank you, anonymous person who almost certainly works for Rihanna’s PR firm.

At least she wasn’t late because her face ran into a doorknob. Or just a knob, aka her soulmate and the love of her life, who has conquered his anger management issues and is totally contrite, you guys!

Hollywood is just going to keep “rebooting” the superhero films (Spiderman, Superman, the Avengers, X-Men, Batman, Star Wars) so that we watch the same dozen or so films again and again for all eternity.

So this is Hell.