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Dear Seth, you’re a fucking writer and she’s hot as hell. I’m not big time like you, but the last time I checked, you can write any fucking where you want. Including Europe.

Ma’lik said now no one will want him. I disagree, there are probably hundreds of inmates just waiting to get him in the shower, in his cell, in the laundry room. He will be very wanted.

She is so hot usually. She even looks good with no make-up. But damn, her stylist for this event should be drawn and quartered.

I almost feel wrong for wanting to do things to her that I wouldn’t do to a farm animal. Almost…

After 2 pics, I am sold on this movie.

Whew, I thought Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan were filming yet another shitty RomCom.

“What kind of arrogant prick wears a shirt with his name on it…hmmm, maybe I should get one that says Gerard.”