re: Selena Gomez Wore This (15 comments)
I’d fuck Justin Beiber to get a piece of that.
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 6.5.13 (34 comments)
I thought he killed himself. Oh it was the other one? Whatever.
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 6.5.13 (24 comments)
Get in mah belly!!!
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 6.3.13 (28 comments)
Maybe if he wears athletic attire, we won’t notice how out of shape he is.
re: Emilia Clarke at The Season Three Premiere of 'Game of Thrones' (3 comments)
Dear Seth, you’re a fucking writer and she’s hot as hell. I’m not big time like you, but the last time I checked, you can write any fucking where you want. Including Europe.
re: CNN Feels Really Bad Guilty Steubenville Football Players Were Found Guilty of Rape (172 comments)
Ma’lik said now no one will want him. I disagree, there are probably hundreds of inmates just waiting to get him in the shower, in his cell, in the laundry room. He will be very wanted.
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 1.28.13 (20 comments)
She is so hot usually. She even looks good with no make-up. But damn, her stylist for this event should be drawn and quartered.
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 1.28.13 (21 comments)
I almost feel wrong for wanting to do things to her that I wouldn’t do to a farm animal. Almost…
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 1.23.13 (6 comments)
After 2 pics, I am sold on this movie.
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 12.18.12 (57 comments)
Whew, I thought Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan were filming yet another shitty RomCom.