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Posted on Aug 28th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.28.14 (18 comments)

“Be careful when getting out of the boat, it tends to snatch your legs out from under you.”

Posted on Aug 12th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 8.12.14 (22 comments)

Quick, quick, give us your ‘Executive Producer’ face!

Posted on Jul 31st
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.31.14 (6 comments)

Please stop paying for photos of this family, the quicker people stop paying photographers the quicker this family disappears from everyones lives…

Posted on Jul 31st
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.31.14 (14 comments)

“If your hand is bigger than your face you have cancer”.
“I’m not falling for that again!”
WHACK
“I fell for it again, I’m telling Mummy”

Posted on Jul 31st
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.31.14 (12 comments)

“And because of the nature of your family and the sins they have done, we have found you the biggest communion wafer in the world”

Posted on Jul 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.23.14 (8 comments)

ATM

Posted on Jul 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.23.14 (22 comments)

Fortunately for the world, with a clucky Paris Hilton, it is notoriously difficult to get pregnant with blokes constantly finishing on your face.

Posted on Jul 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.23.14 (26 comments)

This was her audition photo from Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

Posted on Dec 6th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 12.6.13 (47 comments)

Huh, so this adds quite a bit of weight to the theory that you can fit four penises in your mouth at once. It’s the collective ‘your’ though, that only applies to two people on the planet – this ‘lady’ and Steven Tyler.

Posted on Nov 20th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 11.20.13 (16 comments)

That dress has a great Tron look to it. I wonder if he she does analysis?