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Posted on Apr 14th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 4.14.14 (12 comments)

botflies

Posted on Apr 1st
re: Katy Perry Really Knows How To Make Men Jealous (14 comments)

Photoboy’s skin falling off could be Kaposi’s sarcoma, no April Fool’s shit.

Posted on Feb 27th
re: Nina Agdal's 2014 Carl's Jr. Commercial Is Horseshit (11 comments)

sorry fucked up reply to dude.

Posted on Feb 27th
re: Nina Agdal's 2014 Carl's Jr. Commercial Is Horseshit (11 comments)

Pretty sure that thing is made with the proximal tendon of the gracilis muscle, so I might call it a posterior proximal gracilis fossa. Or a gracillo-gluteus fossa.

Posted on Feb 25th
re: Britney Spears Sloppy Saggy Breasts in a Sundress (3 comments)

yeah, but I’m not seeing any symptoms in the above photo.

Posted on Feb 21st
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 2.21.14 (43 comments)

I’m not sure if I’m less excited about the Doc Brown casting or just the idea that there is a BTTF remake in the works.

Posted on Feb 21st
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 2.21.14 (24 comments)

Multiple pelvic fractures.

Posted on Feb 10th
re: Woody Allen Can Write Open Letters, Too (59 comments)

Sweet pinkeye, Bob Costas.

Posted on Dec 5th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 12.5.13 (26 comments)

Harsh dude. That’s the third world. Kid either has Kwashiorkor or 2 nautical miles of tapeworm.

Posted on Dec 4th, 2013
re: Lindsay Lohan's Banging Liam Neeson's 18-Year-Old Son Now (14 comments)

I was thinking “Herpes Simplex Virus” 1 and 2.