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Posted on Sep 26th
re: Rob Schneider Wants His Freeze Peach Back! (54 comments)

I should have went with a summon. Maybe Bahamut.

Posted on Sep 26th
re: Rob Schneider Wants His Freeze Peach Back! (54 comments)

Being an antivaxxer and spewing your uninformed opinions doesn’t actually kill people. Being an ignorant fuck does and if you use Jenny McCarthy and Rob fucking Schneider to validate your ignorance, you’re double dumb as fuck. If you think silencing Rob fucking Schneider from car insurance commercials somehow prevents measles, you’re right up there too.

Something tells me their armored car wouldn’t survive 4lbs of plastic explosive with a copper plate shaped around the explosive and the blast directed towards the passenger compartment, but maybe I’m just masturbating furiously to my imagination again.

Posted on Sep 26th
re: Rob Schneider Wants His Freeze Peach Back! (54 comments)

Did I say anything about 1st amendment issues, counselor?

I’m mostly just nauseated by this era of internet outrage, even when the nauseating outrage is directed towards nauseating anti-vaxxers.

I’m praying to your dead god to mash the reset button with meteor strike.

Posted on Sep 26th
re: Rob Schneider Wants His Freeze Peach Back! (54 comments)

If you are doing it right, think about connecting with the back of the man’s skull, through his face. There was a supreme court case in the early 2000s that recognized every American’s fundamental right to punch Rob Schneider in the face.

Posted on Sep 26th
re: Rob Schneider Wants His Freeze Peach Back! (54 comments)

As much as I despise anti-vaxxers, this notion of shitting your pants on twitter to enact punishment for people that say things you don’t like is even more bullshit than being an antivaxxer. We are talking about Rob fucking Schnieder here peddling goddamn car insurance, not the surgeon fucking general peddling medical advice. His opinion on vaccine use shouldn’t even show up on the radar screen regardless of how vocal he may be about it, because… Rob fucking Schneider.

He’s probably a pro vaxxer working undercover because even the dumbest shit housewife with a litter of retarded kids should change her mind on vaccines when she hears Rob fucking Schneider is against them.

Posted on Sep 26th
re: It's Jessica Simpson's Breasts And Other News (7 comments)

I clicked it just because I was in disbelief that people follow Ken Jennings on Shitter.

Posted on Sep 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 9.25.14 (15 comments)

this is feminism, but if I jerk off it to it, I’m sexist.

Posted on Sep 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 9.25.14 (18 comments)

my favorite is the one when matlock gets mugged and they steal his barbecue and hub caps.