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Posted on Jul 25th
re: Comic-Con Day 1: Hope You Like Chins (7 comments)

I feel like you are playing out “bananaballs”

Posted on Jul 25th
re: Paris Hilton Made Another Carl's Jr. Commercial (33 comments)

I wouldn’t be surprised if she had herpes, just cuz that shit is everywhere, kids. But honestly, I think the super slutty thing is maybe a bit exaggerated. Having watched her sex tape(s) it doesn’t appear as if she gains actual enjoyment from sex which makes me wonder how much she throws that pussy around.

I’ve heard number 1 wasn’t as bad as you would think from the title, but those people were idiots. I’m basically just offended by the title. It’s like they are calling me stupid while asking for my money.

Posted on Jul 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.24.14 (22 comments)

I still can’t figure out why that show isn’t called “Dogs”.

Posted on Jul 24th
re: 'Fifty Shades of Grey' Has A Trailer (41 comments)

damnit maybe we need gps coords.

let’s call up prof frank and get the old gang back together, beating around in the old van, solving mysteries and mixing hallucinogens.

Posted on Jul 24th
re: 'Fifty Shades of Grey' Has A Trailer (41 comments)

meet me in the forest. naked. i gotchu.

Posted on Jul 24th
re: Charisma Carpenter's Naked (10 comments)

Agreed. Although I’ve admittedly ejaculated on, into, and in the general vicinity of a multitude of meh experiences.

Posted on Jul 24th
re: 'Fifty Shades of Grey' Has A Trailer (41 comments)

I bet I could sit through an hour and half of this. Mainly because you get like 2 hours while the mushrooms are really peaking.

Posted on Jul 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.22.14 (23 comments)

She must be prepping for a green card application.

Posted on Jul 22nd
re: Jessica Alba Bikini Photos: St. Barts (8 comments)

There really isn’t any culture, just a couple touristy polyps and you’ve seen it all. Couple hours, max.