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choosy moms choose JIF.

Posted on Oct 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 10.24.14 (9 comments)

Minnesota people call that game duck, duck, grey duck. Yeah, I dunno. I didn’t grow up here.

BENGHAZI FAST AND FURIOUS OBAMAOLA

I’m always more worried about rabid meese than crazed gunman in Canada.

It’s also a great place to look for dog shit. It’s pretty much guarenteed.

Posted on Oct 24th
re: Good Morning, JLo's Butt, And Other News (10 comments)

It’s more that I just don’t give a shit. These aren’t even real people. Just characters on the idiot box whose misfortunes are LOL juice for the masses.

I’ll likely find amusement.when the Clintons get into a drunken shitshow at the next hillbilly kegger, but that’s probably not going to happen thanks to the liberal media.

Posted on Oct 24th
re: 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo' Is Cancelled (30 comments)

I would never wish for a child to be sexually assaulted. Cut down with the rest of her family by heavy machine gun fire, sure, but not sexually assaulted. That’s sick shit.

Posted on Oct 24th
re: Good Morning, JLo's Butt, And Other News (10 comments)

“What kind of person thinks that is funny?”

*raises hand*

Maybe you shouldn’t do reality fucking TV if you want to be taken at all seriously. Caribou barbie et al are wannabe famewhoring Kardashians, not political figures. Bristol just took a page from Momma Bear’s playbook and found an opportunity to go on some sort of blame the liberal media rant.

Turn off the cable news and join the rest of us not giving a fucking shit about those assholes.

Posted on Oct 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 10.23.14 (16 comments)

who drinks like that?

Posted on Oct 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 10.23.14 (18 comments)

I can’t tell if he has an ebola mask or if it’s part of his intergalactic space homo from the future halloween costume.