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Posted on Jul 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.22.14 (15 comments)

She must be prepping for a green card application.

Posted on Jul 22nd
re: Jessica Alba Bikini Photos: St. Barts (8 comments)

There really isn’t any culture, just a couple touristy polyps and you’ve seen it all. Couple hours, max.

Posted on Jul 22nd
re: Blake Lively GOOPed Early (11 comments)

My own farts smell the best, but a hot woman’s farts come in a close second.

Christian based, eh? Maybe she can film herself dying in a goddamn fire like the Sky Dog rains down on sodomites.

Posted on Jul 22nd
re: Jay Z & Beyonce Are Consciously Uncoupling (29 comments)

fucking hate gumdrops. That’s some grandma candy shit.

Posted on Jul 21st
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.21.14 (30 comments)

I thought it was “acid” as in tricarboxylic acid.

#neverhadsex

Posted on Jul 21st
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.21.14 (7 comments)

more attractive in character.

combine that with an urinolectric dam and all energy problems are resolved.

She’s leaning off the end of that beach lounger to reach the fresh green grass.

MOO

Posted on Jul 18th
re: Uh, Guys, I Don't Think It Was The Russians (67 comments)

The strewn body parts were actors.