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Professional stoners don’t get paranoid.

Madonna has been an ocular rapist and auditory terrorist for at least 10 years.

I’m sure that movie is dumber than fucking fuck, but the head exploding scene up there is chubbing me up a lil.

Posted on Dec 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 12.17.14 (10 comments)

I imagined her prince banging blindfold was a union jack.

Posted on Dec 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 12.17.14 (25 comments)

It’s like the movie “White Chicks” in blackface. There’s probably an Iggy Azalea joke in there somewhere.

Posted on Dec 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 12.17.14 (32 comments)

This is what it looks like when the inappropriate length skirt girl in the office changes the toner in the copier.

Posted on Dec 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 12.17.14 (17 comments)

I’m surprised that monkey isn’t trying to nurse from his moobs.

I think we see what happens when children have unfettered access to snizzle-snazzle, rizzle-razzle, bippity bop boop, and unlimited jello pudding pops.

I like this idea that if you were ‘really’ drugged you wouldn’t remember anything at all, so if you remember Cosby raping you, you couldn’t have been drugged and Cosby didn’t rape you.

Who makes up this shit? Cee-lo?