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Posted on Sep 16th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.16.14 (23 comments)

i would objectify the fuck out of that

Posted on Sep 16th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.16.14 (4 comments)

jaundice looks good in white.

Posted on Sep 16th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.16.14 (7 comments)

she can try all she wants, it’s going to be hard to out douche the husband.

Posted on Sep 16th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.16.14 (15 comments)

awesome. i was trying to remember the names of those fucks.

Posted on Sep 16th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.16.14 (7 comments)

“Yeah, they can all get fucked, Alley, Cruise and Travolta too.”

*closes door, car explodes*

Posted on Sep 16th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.16.14 (24 comments)

Is that Penis or Serena that’s with him?

Posted on Sep 16th
re: Rihanna To CBS: 'F*ck You For Pulling My Song' (23 comments)

marketing demographic research would indicate no one gives a shit longer than 15 minutes about anything, so pretend to care, then business as usual. oh wait, that’s exactly what they’ll do.

they just need big dumbfucking roid raging meat fucks to run into each other to produce a marketable product. If hiring shit people was a real concern, it would have shown up already.

Posted on Sep 16th
re: Adrian Peterson Allegedly Beat Another Kid (48 comments)

I’m not sure about the Sooners academics, but I’m certain Peterson did not attend for that. He majored in carrying footballs with a minor in women’s studies.

I can see that being a line in the crime scene report, along with “body found in dumpster”

I wonder if she got to decorate her own body bag when she was there. They might have just stashed it in a janitor closet for whenever inevitability strikes.