re: And Now Back To Celebrity Groins (18 comments)
This is by far the funniest thing ever said about this girl.
re: “How many fucks do you give, Mr. McCartney?” (12 comments)
This is my Oma’s doppelganger to a T. Who is this woman?
re: Heidi Klum's Still Topless (24 comments)
Those are almost nicer than mine and I’m half her age.
re: Kate Upton Hates Everything That Is Awesome And Good About Her (28 comments)
“Oh, man, it would be so much easier,”
Yeah, things will be so much easier once you lose the only things that facilitated all of your “success”.
re: Bryan Singer Accused of Raping, Drugging Teen Boy (60 comments)
Gross. Him and Dan Schneider should hang out.
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 4.10.14 (11 comments)
So she’s not perfect? Hm.
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 4.10.14 (8 comments)
Martin Lawrence isn’t dead?
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 4.10.14 (34 comments)
This is the best she’s looked in years.
re: Kristin Cavallari Won't Vaccinate Her Kids (155 comments)
There is so much assholery on both sides when it comes to this debate, as usual. I sort of the fall in the middle. I’m not against vaccines, but also don’t think they should be given to infants. Babies leave the womb before they are developed so they can fit through the vagina. They don’t even have fully formed skulls. Maybe it’s best not to inject them with aluminum, mercury, emulsifiers when they weigh 7 pounds.
Autism is also a very complex disorder. Since we don’t actually know what is causing the massive spike in numbers, I don’t think it’s completely fair to rule vaccines out as a possibility. Especially since the federal Vaccine Injury Compensation Program has ruled in favor of several parents who claim that vaccines have caused encephalopathy and symptoms of autism in their children. These people have even been compensated by the program.
Like I said, I’m not against vaccines at all. I’m just skeptical, even when it comes to skepticism. Do your own research and come to our own conclusions. 99% of anti-vaxxers are mentally retarded, but that doesn’t mean you need to immediately jump to the other end of the spectrum.
(no pun intended)
re: Aaron Carter Wants Hilary Duff Back (34 comments)
Aaron Carter was my generation’s Justin Bieber (sort of). I remember being infatuated with him when I was 11 years old and all of my friends made fun of me for it. I bought his CD, Oh Aaron, in 2001 and masturbated to his voice almost daily. My favorite track was “Not Too Young, Not Too Old” (featuring Nick Carter).
Once he became a reptilian-looking meth head, I quickly learned that putting people on pedestals only leads to pain and disappointment. It was a valuable lesson.
Aaron, if you’re reading this, I just want to thank you for teaching me such a valuable lesson. I hope you manage to stay clean and focus on your craft, whatever it may be.