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Posted on Sep 17th
re: Beyonce Has The Photoshop (14 comments)

They also shopped her chin.

Posted on Sep 15th
re: Rihanna Song Pulled From Thursday Night Football (13 comments)

Is this racist? Seems weirdly racist.

Thank you, universe.

Posted on Aug 26th
re: Kim Kardashian (Almost) Nipple Slip (4 comments)

…What am I even looking at? Is that her areola?

Elbows too pointy. Definitely would not bang. If she ever approached me and said, “hey Mel, let’s fuck”, I would immediately tell her she wasn’t up to my standards and walk away.

That’s a god damn 16 year old with lip injections if I ever saw one.

Posted on Aug 26th
re: Miley Cyrus' Date To The VMAs Isn't Exactly Homeless (50 comments)

I don’t like his face.

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH CANT COUNT ALL THE WAYS IVE DIED FOR YOU GIRL AND ALL I CAN SAY IS…

“spoiled little lesbian” gave me a good chuckle.

Posted on Aug 12th
re: Carmen Electra's Breasts Are A Happy Post (7 comments)

She looks incredible, but 1999 called and wants their dress back.