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Posted on Oct 21st
re: I'm Told This Is Renee Zellweger (43 comments)

That looks nothing like her, but I can’t tell what she’s done. Did she deflate her lips? I am quite confused.

Posted on Sep 23rd
re: Kris & Bruce Jenner Filed For Divorce (22 comments)

Props to them both. Props to Bruce for putting up with Kris Jenner for so long, and props to Kris for putting up with Bruce’s transition into womanhood.

Posted on Sep 17th
re: Beyonce Has The Photoshop (14 comments)

They also shopped her chin.

Posted on Sep 15th
re: Rihanna Song Pulled From Thursday Night Football (13 comments)

Is this racist? Seems weirdly racist.

Thank you, universe.

Posted on Aug 26th
re: Kim Kardashian (Almost) Nipple Slip (4 comments)

…What am I even looking at? Is that her areola?

Elbows too pointy. Definitely would not bang. If she ever approached me and said, “hey Mel, let’s fuck”, I would immediately tell her she wasn’t up to my standards and walk away.

That’s a god damn 16 year old with lip injections if I ever saw one.

Posted on Aug 26th
re: Miley Cyrus' Date To The VMAs Isn't Exactly Homeless (50 comments)

I don’t like his face.

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