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Posted on Apr 11th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 4.10.14 (11 comments)

So she’s not perfect? Hm.

Posted on Apr 11th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 4.10.14 (8 comments)

Martin Lawrence isn’t dead?

Posted on Apr 11th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 4.10.14 (34 comments)

This is the best she’s looked in years.

Posted on Mar 15th
re: Kristin Cavallari Won't Vaccinate Her Kids (155 comments)

There is so much assholery on both sides when it comes to this debate, as usual. I sort of the fall in the middle. I’m not against vaccines, but also don’t think they should be given to infants. Babies leave the womb before they are developed so they can fit through the vagina. They don’t even have fully formed skulls. Maybe it’s best not to inject them with aluminum, mercury, emulsifiers when they weigh 7 pounds.

Autism is also a very complex disorder. Since we don’t actually know what is causing the massive spike in numbers, I don’t think it’s completely fair to rule vaccines out as a possibility. Especially since the federal Vaccine Injury Compensation Program has ruled in favor of several parents who claim that vaccines have caused encephalopathy and symptoms of autism in their children. These people have even been compensated by the program.

Like I said, I’m not against vaccines at all. I’m just skeptical, even when it comes to skepticism. Do your own research and come to our own conclusions. 99% of anti-vaxxers are mentally retarded, but that doesn’t mean you need to immediately jump to the other end of the spectrum.

(no pun intended)

Posted on Mar 6th
re: Aaron Carter Wants Hilary Duff Back (34 comments)

Aaron Carter was my generation’s Justin Bieber (sort of). I remember being infatuated with him when I was 11 years old and all of my friends made fun of me for it. I bought his CD, Oh Aaron, in 2001 and masturbated to his voice almost daily. My favorite track was “Not Too Young, Not Too Old” (featuring Nick Carter).

Once he became a reptilian-looking meth head, I quickly learned that putting people on pedestals only leads to pain and disappointment. It was a valuable lesson.

Aaron, if you’re reading this, I just want to thank you for teaching me such a valuable lesson. I hope you manage to stay clean and focus on your craft, whatever it may be.

Posted on Feb 3rd
re: Philip Seymour Hoffman Overdosed (1967 - 2014) (66 comments)

What good does blaming him do? It’s disrespectful and pointless. Just let the dead guy sleep.

Posted on Feb 3rd
re: Miley Cyrus Poses Nude For 'W Magazine' (4 comments)

Beyonce looks whiter than usual…

Posted on Feb 3rd
re: Philip Seymour Hoffman Overdosed (1967 - 2014) (66 comments)

I hate it when people use deaths like these as a platform to campaign against drug use. Drugs are probably what made him the actor he was. He died happy and he wasn’t even that young. If he died from a heart attack or a stroke (which he easily could have, lets be real) you wouldn’t hear a peep about how terrible junk food is for you and no one would be blaming him.

RIP.

Posted on Jan 29th
re: Katy Perry Fingerbanged Anna Kendrick's Cleavage (25 comments)

Gonna go ahead and say yes.

Posted on Jan 27th
re: Katy Perry's Breasts Went To The Grammys After-Party (2 comments)

She doesn’t have implants. Trust me.