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Weird how every comment has exactly one thumb-down. Can I have one too?

Celebs usually get a free pass on this sort of thing with a few notable exceptions.

They have “publicists” who make this shit up for them.

Posted on Aug 21st
re: What Did Lindsay Lohan F*ck Up Now? (13 comments)

What you can tell is that Tina is holding her breath, trying to avoid the tobacco stench.

Posted on Aug 19th
re: Jessica Simpson's Breasts Commercial Has Breasts (38 comments)

She’s a mouth-breather with too much face paint on.

Posted on Aug 15th
re: Maitland Ward Swimsuit Photos: Malibu (9 comments)

Rule of Life # 238: the most beautiful woman in the room has a pimple on her ass. However I see your point, this one is built like a sausage.

Posted on Aug 13th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 8.12.14 (11 comments)

The transsexual (forget the name) who closely resembles her looks better.

Jake called it. Those laws were never intended for celebrities.

Oh year I forgot to mention…don’t tell her I said that.

I’m not rich and I have an “assistant” who does this for room & board & the privilege of bearing my children. And I don’t have to get my head bashed in for a living either.