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Posted on Nov 25th
re: Bette Midler Told Ariana Grande Not To Whore Herself (44 comments)

I’m a lecherous old man but I do not find this irresistible. I find that it is just another milepost on western civilization’s road to oblivion. Bring on the Mohammedans! How much worse could it be?

Yup. A lump of flesh pretty much describes LL.

Posted on Nov 12th
re: Gwyneth Paltrow's Marilyn Monroe Now (20 comments)

She’s not a patch on Marilyn.

Posted on Nov 8th
re: Jerry Seinfeld Thinks He Has Autism (22 comments)

I feel a sense of superiority over those people who think Jerry Seinfield was ever funny. Does that make me egotistical or merely pragmatic?

Posted on Nov 8th
re: Jerry Seinfeld Thinks He Has Autism (22 comments)

He remains unfunny. He’s kinda batting 1.000 in that way (or .000 depending).

Posted on Nov 7th
re: Khloe Kardashian's Giant Ass in a Tight Dress (4 comments)

“Mommy, that lady has a pillow under her dress.”

“That’s not a pillow dear. It’s a seat cushion.”

Posted on Nov 7th
re: Khloe Kardashian's Giant Ass in a Tight Dress (13 comments)

The Fat Slags (Viz magazine) were a lot more interesting than these freaks.

Teenage girls should never get breast implants, no matter how strenuously their parents “permit” it.

Posted on Nov 5th
re: Everything With Amanda Bynes Is Still Awful (9 comments)

The things you say in para 5 should have been clear to everyone when her parents “permitted” her to get breast implants when she was a teenager.

Posted on Nov 3rd
re: That's Kate Upton's Butt (7 comments)

You got that right. If they have D-cups at 16 then it’s just a matter of time before the other areas catch up.