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Posted on Dec 20th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 12.19.14 (18 comments)

The only natural things in the photo are the silk blouse and the coral.

Posted on Dec 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 12.18.14 (10 comments)

She bought another one?

They should have had zippers installed along with the ass implants. Then they could take turns having the biggest butt in the family. Don’t they already do that with the brain they share?

Posted on Dec 15th
re: A Child Has Shed Its Hayden Panettiere Cocoon (7 comments)

Don, I live for your thoughtful, hilarious posts. But really, everyone knows that vagina and celebrity childbirth are mutually exclusive things.

Posted on Nov 30th
re: Let The War On Christmas Begin! (32 comments)

The First Amendment does not give freedom from religion. If it did then there would be no states that have laws prohibiting atheists from holding public office.

Posted on Nov 27th
re: Bette Midler Told Ariana Grande Not To Whore Herself (53 comments)

I see that Lindsay Lohan’s thumb-downer got a better offer.

I think he was better in Voyage To The Bottom Of The Sea (The Invaders).

Posted on Nov 26th
re: Bette Midler Told Ariana Grande Not To Whore Herself (53 comments)

I get your point. I wasn’t referring to the skin or the fake tits but rather the lack of actual singing ability. When and why did we start worshiping mediocrity? That’s what I meant?

Posted on Nov 25th
re: Bette Midler Told Ariana Grande Not To Whore Herself (53 comments)

I’m a lecherous old man but I do not find this irresistible. I find that it is just another milepost on western civilization’s road to oblivion. Bring on the Mohammedans! How much worse could it be?

Yup. A lump of flesh pretty much describes LL.