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She bears a striking resemblance to my next wife.

She is the saltpeter of pop music culture.

Posted on Dec 6th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 12.6.12 (35 comments)

I still can’t believe American Idol replaced him with Keith Urban.

Posted on Dec 6th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 12.6.12 (47 comments)

VADER: (a whisper) Luke, help me take this mask off.
LUKE: But you’ll die.
VADER: Nothing can stop that now. Just for once… let me look on you with my own eyes.

Posted on Dec 6th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 12.6.12 (60 comments)

I swear, I didn’t understand this part any more than the rest of Prometheus.

Posted on Nov 19th, 2012
re: The 40th Annual American Music Awards (8 comments)

Divine really let himself go. Jesus.

Posted on Nov 19th, 2012
re: The 40th Annual American Music Awards (13 comments)

This is what Madonna could have looked like if she hadn’t opened the Ark of the Covenant.