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Posted on Aug 21st
re: Kirk Cameron's Talking Again (61 comments)

I love that movie way too much.

Posted on Aug 21st
re: Kirk Cameron's Talking Again (61 comments)

My other movie suggestion was going to be “Big Trouble in Little China”.

Posted on Aug 21st
re: Kirk Cameron's Talking Again (61 comments)

After watching that trailer, I bet even Ned Flanders would want to shake him by the shoulders.

Posted on Aug 21st
re: Kirk Cameron's Talking Again (61 comments)

JINX!

Posted on Aug 21st
re: Kirk Cameron's Talking Again (61 comments)

“My wife and I are always looking for a great new movie to watch on movie night and it’s hard to find films that are fun and inspiring and that are going to build up our faith in God and our strength as a family.”

Clearly this man has never seen “Hot Rod.”

With the boost in donations ALS organizations are reporting, someone must be donating a metric shitton. Try the other grumpy talking point about how this wastes water.

You’ll just get him started back up again.

Posted on Aug 21st
re: A Special Thanks From The Desk of The Superficial (137 comments)

The repeat mentions of being feminized by the teacher unions make me wonder who crushed dreamcrushers dreams. Who hurt you man?

Also I bet the porn he watches is pretty damn scary.

Posted on Aug 21st
re: A Special Thanks From The Desk of The Superficial (137 comments)

7 years? What the fuck have I done with my life?!

Posted on Aug 20th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.20.14 (13 comments)

If his face gets anymore pliable, he’s gonna have to change his name to Boris Karlo.