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Posted on Apr 15th
re: Here's Your 'Creationist Cosmos' (41 comments)

” who’s in charge of this page? get this emotional butt hurt author out of here.”

About that, you may not want to hear…you know what? It’ll be better if you find out on your own.

Posted on Apr 15th
re: Here's Your 'Creationist Cosmos' (41 comments)

I’m going to go home and catch up on Veep.

Posted on Apr 15th
re: And Now For Something Completely Different (14 comments)

I’m way too much of a weepy bastard to read more than a few of these stories at a time.

Posted on Apr 15th
re: Screencaps From Lady Gaga's 'G.U.Y.' Video (3 comments)

If you’ve ever wanted a sex doll that combines a truck stop stripper with the puppets from the Dark Crystal, here’s the prototype you sick fuck.

Posted on Apr 15th
re: Good Morning, Emily DiDonato, And Other News (10 comments)

sold off*

Posted on Apr 15th
re: Good Morning, Emily DiDonato, And Other News (10 comments)

They sold of their ideals to tap into the religious right. It was an organized and vocal voting block that could carry a candidate into a state office easily. However (and this appears to be the problem that the Republican party is having now) politics is based on compromise and religion is based in absolutes. As the RR gained power and traction, they’ve been able to move the line farther to the right every election cycle. I have said it before, but I just don’t understand how the intellectual wing of the Republican party manages to keep its collective head up right now. Jack Kemp is probably rolling in his grave.

That description is so nuanced. I could barely tell you’re a registered sex offender.

Posted on Apr 14th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 4.14.14 (11 comments)

He’s eating a puppy?!

Posted on Apr 14th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 4.14.14 (19 comments)

Sometimes even Doctor Octopus just wants to run to the store.

Posted on Apr 14th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 4.14.14 (19 comments)

Here’s a protip from your friendly neighborhood Uncle Phil: If a chef is wearing a chef jacket made of denim and leather, they are posers and should be mocked at every opportunity.