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Posted on Sep 19th
re: That Deadpool Test Footage Worked (15 comments)

I don’t get the Ryan Reynolds hate. He seems perfectly innocuous to me. But then again, I don’t understand the Affleck hate either. All I know is I will watch the crap out of a Deadpool movie if it’s anything like that test footage up there.

Posted on Sep 18th
re: Avril Lavigne & Chad Kroeger Headed For Divorce (31 comments)

Rush?! We may come to blows.

Posted on Sep 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 9.18.14 (24 comments)

I know what you’re doing, but it still works.

When they took away my beloved Backyard Brawl due to money and conference realignment, my love of football began to dwindle pretty hard. I check out (maybe) one or two games on Saturday, and just watch highlights on Football Night in America on Sunday. But fuck all Pittsburgh sports teams, just to be safe.

I’m not funny enough to make the Most Important People list like McFeely. I’m not stupid enough to say moronic things that get me called out in a post like teddy. I’m starting to think I let Fish touch my swimsuit area for nothing.

Posted on Sep 17th
re: Adrian Peterson's Nike Contract Is Suspended (19 comments)

I like the parentheses within parentheses.

This inspirational message was brought to you by…a LOLcat, maybe?

And now you’ve just gone too far!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKBmd_Mo-mI

Posted on Sep 16th
re: Kanye Is A 'Married, Christian Man,' You Assholes (37 comments)

Dude, everyone was a fan. Those first two albums were just great.

Posted on Sep 16th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.16.14 (9 comments)

Have you seen my baseball?