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Posted on May 24th
re: They Finally Arrested Amanda Bynes (32 comments)

Just a reminder to all you parents out there; If you treat your kid as a commodity instead of a person, you’ll end up with something similar to this.

Posted on May 23rd
re: the-crap-we-missed-0523-24 (16 comments)

Glad to see the golden shower video scene is getting some mainstream talent.

Posted on May 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 5.22.13 (10 comments)

She’s the only thing that could make me ever say, “I wish I was Nick Kroll.”

Posted on May 23rd
re: The Pope Just Said Atheists Go To Heaven (71 comments)

The Lord works in mysterious ways.

Posted on May 23rd
re: Ke$ha Drank Her Own Pee (30 comments)

If I could buy a couple ESPN’s, FX, and maybe TNT/TBS during basketball season, I would get cable again. Until then, 8 years without and going strong.

Posted on May 23rd
re: Ke$ha Drank Her Own Pee (30 comments)

It could be because I’m kind of a perverse dirtbag, but I’m starting to like this gal more and more. She seems like someone who’d be great fun for two weeks of “anything goes” debauchery.

Posted on May 22nd
re: Wolf Blitzer Is A F*cking Idiot (116 comments)

I’m reading a couple of new comics thanks to Fish replying to posts, so I’d like to see him keep doing it.

Posted on May 21st
re: Carmen Ortega Bikini Photos: Beverly Hills (5 comments)

Ya’ll had to keep talking shit about Jennifer Lee pics. See what we get now?!

Posted on May 21st
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 5.21.13 (17 comments)

I’m voting for Taylor Negron.

Posted on May 21st
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 5.21.13 (25 comments)

Right now, Prince is staring at the broken lock on his storage unit and wondering who stole all his stuff from the 80′s.