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Posted on Nov 25th
re: Everyone's Throwing Bill Cosby Under The Bus Now (66 comments)

I miss living in Las Vegas sometimes. Then I realize that it would have killed me if I hadn’t left.

Posted on Nov 25th
re: Everyone's Throwing Bill Cosby Under The Bus Now (66 comments)

None of this passes the Rico Jones Test. Cosby is therefore innocent.

Speaking of Hannibal Burress, I just got through the first season of Broad City. That show is funny as hell and Hannibal kills it. Looking forward to season two.

Posted on Nov 25th
re: Christian Bale Wanted To Play Batman Again (16 comments)

Colin Farrell. That dude is so terrible that I doubt he could even play a convincing Irishman. The soundtrack was fricking awful. The use of tightly focused shakycam and horrible lighting during fight scenes.

Those are my big ones. The shakycam crap especially. Why go through all the trouble of fight choreography if you’re going to turn out the lights and film everything during an earthquake?

Posted on Nov 25th
re: Christian Bale Wanted To Play Batman Again (16 comments)

I know the internet collectively hates Ben Affleck, but he was hardly the worst thing about Daredevil. I like the guy.

God damn Ellie.

Ellie, Michael Jackson made “Off The Wall.” That excuses a lot. (Kidding of course. But “Off The Wall” is fucking fantastic.)

“I’m going to need more than just a bunch of testimony to believe that Nixon did anything wrong. DNA swabs or it didn’t happen.”
-Rico Jones

Who gives a fuck what you’re waiting for Rico? You’re unpleasant on purpose and you’re being willfully ignorant of the realities of this situation. So what if you won’t be satisfied until X condition is met? I hope you have more sympathy if this ever happens to someone in your life (ignoring the likely prospect that you don’t have anyone in your life).

Go easy. Some of us with little kids like the Lego games. Especially those of us that are comic book enthusiasts.