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You’re saying that like it’s a bad thing.

Some sort of Nascar-style fire suit over the wet suit perhaps.

I always wondered what happened to Sho’Nuff after Leroy kicked his ass in “The Last Dragon.”

“No mate. I don’t have any change. Helping the underprivileged means getting handed awards at fancy dinners, not making physical contact with filthy hobos.”

“Roseanne, I heard that leaking a sex tape gets you famous again. Let’s go for it. What do you say?”
“I’ll never miss fame that much, Courtney.”

The Crap We Missed. Now packed with 8X more crazy than before.

Hey it’s the lady with the Tara Reid voice that used to be on my NFL pregame show. Can you go back to wherever you came from now? You’re reminding me that football is still far away.

Stop me if you’ve heard this; Rumer Willis and Octomom walk into a bar….

So if he’s here, who’s out at sea catching my fish sticks?

There’s no caption that can make this better than it already is.