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Posted on Aug 15th, 2011
re: Jessica Alba Can Starve Herself Now (17 comments)

I bet she really wishes she was the invisible woman

Posted on Aug 11th, 2011
re: You Can Put Lipstick On a Pig... (94 comments)

I guess you can put a dress 12 sizes to small on one also. Curse you MTV for throwing this shit at us like an ape at the zoo.And for not having music videos.

Posted on Aug 11th, 2011
re: Lindsay Lohan Forgot Her Bra, Also Something About Drugs (61 comments)

There is no creature more ravishing in all world than the jobless speckled gutterskank!!

Posted on Aug 10th, 2011
re: Dear Los Angeles, Get Rid Of This For Me (64 comments)

Poor Mike doesn’t even know that looks like a narcoleptic dolphin/gargoyle hybrid. He’s lucky to even fistpump a grenade or an orange snookicabra.

Posted on Aug 10th, 2011
re: Kim Kardashian Has Leprosy (128 comments)

looking

Posted on Aug 10th, 2011
re: Kim Kardashian Has Leprosy (128 comments)

No, I don’t know why Europe goes balls out over Pippa Middleton. I saw 10 bitches at the mall on Sunday lokking better than her.

Posted on Aug 10th, 2011
re: Kim Kardashian Has Leprosy (128 comments)

The lady in the background vomiting into her hanky has the right idea.

Posted on Aug 10th, 2011
re: Kim Kardashian Has Leprosy (128 comments)

Connect the STD, i LOVE THIS GAME!

Posted on Aug 5th, 2011
re: Rihanna's Still in a Bikini (52 comments)

Foxxy Cleopatra, a whole lotta woman.

Posted on Aug 4th, 2011
re: Tom Brady is The Prettiest Quarterback in All The Land (53 comments)

I thought that was Hillary Swank in a Patriots jersey.