re: Jessica Alba Can Starve Herself Now (17 comments)
I bet she really wishes she was the invisible woman
re: You Can Put Lipstick On a Pig... (94 comments)
I guess you can put a dress 12 sizes to small on one also. Curse you MTV for throwing this shit at us like an ape at the zoo.And for not having music videos.
re: Lindsay Lohan Forgot Her Bra, Also Something About Drugs (61 comments)
There is no creature more ravishing in all world than the jobless speckled gutterskank!!
re: Dear Los Angeles, Get Rid Of This For Me (64 comments)
Poor Mike doesn’t even know that looks like a narcoleptic dolphin/gargoyle hybrid. He’s lucky to even fistpump a grenade or an orange snookicabra.
No, I don’t know why Europe goes balls out over Pippa Middleton. I saw 10 bitches at the mall on Sunday lokking better than her.
The lady in the background vomiting into her hanky has the right idea.
Connect the STD, i LOVE THIS GAME!
re: Rihanna's Still in a Bikini (52 comments)
Foxxy Cleopatra, a whole lotta woman.
re: Tom Brady is The Prettiest Quarterback in All The Land (53 comments)
I thought that was Hillary Swank in a Patriots jersey.