re: Pregnant Scarlett Johansson: The 39th Cesar Film Awards (5 comments)
Her fiancée looks like a douche from Depeche Mode.
A slutty ironing board.
She’s like a rectum with a person attached.
God it’s like a suction cup.
re: Miley Cyrus & Robin Thicke: VMAs 2013 (2 comments)
Audience: “oh god she had burritos for lunch!”
jug eared kid in the middle has finally worked out what his orientation is.
re: Miley Cyrus & Robin Thicke: VMAs 2013 (6 comments)
Never seen an ass with a weird gap like that before, it really does look like an uncooked chicken.
re: Miley Cyrus & Robin Thicke: VMAs 2013 (12 comments)
It was more sexually appealing watching Ozzy Osbourne bite the head off a live bat.
“Give me my precious, Frodo!”