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…and her little dog, too!

Eeyore and Winnie the Pooh

I don’t care who’s throwing a party for what; This picture just started a party in my pants.

Tara’s wearing a shirt with her plastic surgeon’s catchphrase on it!

“Ovah derr is where I leff mah dignuhtee.”

“If only I didn’t have the handwriting of a 5-year old; Then people would remember me for the rebel I played in that movie that one time.”

“Why does the marquee say “Pauly D-bag’… ohhhhhhhh.”

It’s like 2 baked hams in a cage match, where the cage is made of mosquito netting.

Wicked Witch of the West without the hat

Carrot Top got botox