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Posted on Oct 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 10.24.14 (16 comments)

“Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy.”
“Why did you say that twice?”
“I didn’t.”

Posted on Oct 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 10.24.14 (18 comments)

Kim finally achieved her goal of having a body built like a backwards ampersand in bold Comic Sans.

Posted on Oct 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 10.24.14 (11 comments)

“You don’t always know the name of the guy supplying the coke, so cup his balls gently to keep it casual and less awkward.”

Posted on Oct 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 10.24.14 (23 comments)

That’s what Bruce gets for going to Dr Nick Riviera for his transitioning procedure.

Posted on Oct 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 10.24.14 (21 comments)

A win, a chin and a has-been.

Posted on Oct 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 10.24.14 (30 comments)

She looks pretty happy, for someone who looks like they fell into a vat at Axis chemicals.

Posted on Oct 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 10.24.14 (27 comments)

“Nicki Minaj deported to Sweden. Says she’s not from there.”

Posted on Oct 24th
re: Ariana Grande Isn't Getting Implants. I'm Sorry? (12 comments)

Eight-year-olds, Dude.

Posted on Oct 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 10.23.14 (13 comments)

If Divine and Cher had offspring.

Posted on Oct 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 10.23.14 (16 comments)

Goldie Hawn & Meryl Streep in Death Becomes Her.