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Posted on Oct 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 10.22.14 (10 comments)

Kali Ma!

Posted on Oct 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 10.22.14 (19 comments)

Why does Leonard call you “Captain”? Were you in the war together?

Uhh..look honey! My new Priceline billboard! Run across the street for a closer look & watch out for trucks that may or may not hit you and change the space-time continuum!

Posted on Oct 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 10.22.14 (9 comments)

Somewhere, Cindy Margolis updates her website to add her next Glamourcon appearance.

Posted on Oct 21st
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 10.21.14 (12 comments)

Joan Bigbooté

Posted on Oct 21st
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 10.21.14 (22 comments)

The ‘nun’ represents the amount of the populated world that find this attractive.

Posted on Oct 21st
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 10.21.14 (12 comments)

High Priestess T’lar arrives, just in time to return Spocks katra back to his body.

Posted on Oct 21st
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 10.21.14 (24 comments)

Hi, I’m Nicki Minaj. In behalf of the ASPCA *record scratch* (cue Anaconda)

The BadonkBuster is a heavy-duty denim exo-frame (an add-on to the Mk. XI Modular pant) designed for maximum strength amplification at the cost of reduced versatility and mobility. As its name suggests, it was specifically designed to contain any female Kardashian’s expansive posterior. The denim was rated with a lift (press) capacity of 175 tons. During its maiden run, the pants enabled test subject Kim K. to hold her own in sustained physical movement, such as shopping, traveling, picture posing, and general famewhoring.

Posted on Oct 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 10.17.14 (7 comments)

Queen of King size Menthols

Posted on Oct 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 10.17.14 (12 comments)

*sad Charlie Brown music plays*
*Wah wah woh wah wah* said Kim’s ass.