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Even if it’s true that this kid stuck his penis up this white trash’s cunt, there is no way Usher’s poop got her pregnant.

Posted on Oct 27th, 2011
re: Lindsay Lohan's Vagina Offered Another Million Dollars (83 comments)

And in related news, Little-Trees offered Lohan $300,000 to make a rotten-tuna sandwiched smelling air freshener based on her firecrotch. Nice.

Posted on Oct 7th, 2011
re: 1006-the-crap-we-missed-11 (34 comments)

Yeah. Rihanna put on a strap-on dildo and raped them both. Then left the room before she got her ass kicked again.

Posted on Oct 7th, 2011
re: 1006-the-crap-we-missed-16 (37 comments)

This is my weenie
that was my bum
both are for Usher
when he wants fun

Posted on Oct 4th, 2011
re: 1003-the-crap-we-missed-22 (36 comments)

Muy rico el gran banano!

Posted on Oct 4th, 2011
re: 1003-the-crap-we-missed-30 (55 comments)

They should send that rhino to somalia. They would eat her in no time.

Replace Ass-ton Kutcher with Tom Sizemore once he gets out of jail!!

Random Food Company: “We are deeply concerned that Ms. Polizzi’s association with our brand could cause significant damage to our image”

Posted on Jul 29th, 2011
re: Lindsay & Paris Love Each Other Again (43 comments)

+1

Posted on Jul 29th, 2011
re: 0729-justin-bieber-devil-eyes-08 (3 comments)

Bieber: “Put it away, Selena is coming!!”
Bodyguard: “So was I, goddammit!”