re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 4.16.14 (32 comments)
“…and lastly on Access Hollywood tonight, we have some sad news to report. One of Hollywood’s most enduring couples have apparently called it quits. It looks like the statuesque Zuul, The Gatekeeper of Gozer, aka “The Minion of Gozer” and the original bad boy of keymasters himself, Vinz Clortho, have agreed to part ways. Rumors of Zuul’s infidelity surfaced when tabloids photographed her and another famous keymaster, Lloyd Dobler, frolicking in the surf of St Martin just this past November. When reached for comment, Vinz Clortho replied simply that: “her dead behind eyes, nothing in common now. separation amicable, I keep terror dogs.”
I’m Billy Bush signing off, good night.”
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.1.13 (17 comments)
“I want Bitty.”
“But I’m hungry.”
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 6.20.13 (10 comments)
Madonna attends Bubba Deen’s wedding and adopts a waiter.
re: Ke$ha Thinks She's Gwyneth Paltrow (34 comments)
Someone tell Jamie Kennedy that this schtick is getting tired.
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 4.26.13 (18 comments)
I fahhht in your general direction!
re: Brad Paisley & LL Cool J Will Solve Racism Now (19 comments)
Meh, sounds like an updated version of African Child.
re: Khloe Kardashian Flashes Her Spanx (9 comments)
“FEED ME SEYMOUR!”
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 2.27.13 (45 comments)
It’s like he fell into Perez Hilton’s super gay closet and then walked back out with confidence.
re: Taylor Swift Looked Like This At The Brit Awards And Other News (9 comments)
John Mayer’s Dick
re: These Aren't The Katherine Webb Swimsuit Pics You're Looking For (9 comments)
you know the sound that a bull dog’s cheeks make when they flap in the wind while the pup has it’s head out of a car window? That’s the same sound coming from Brent Mushburger’s bathroom right now. “WHO DO I HAVE TO TONGUE PUNCH AROUND HERE TO GET SOME GOD DAMN LANACANE?!?!? BETTY EFFING WHITE?”