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Someone tell Jamie Kennedy that this schtick is getting tired.

I fahhht in your general direction!

Meh, sounds like an updated version of African Child.

“FEED ME SEYMOUR!”

It’s like he fell into Perez Hilton’s super gay closet and then walked back out with confidence.

Confused again.
-Sincerely,
John Mayer’s Dick

you know the sound that a bull dog’s cheeks make when they flap in the wind while the pup has it’s head out of a car window? That’s the same sound coming from Brent Mushburger’s bathroom right now. “WHO DO I HAVE TO TONGUE PUNCH AROUND HERE TO GET SOME GOD DAMN LANACANE?!?!? BETTY EFFING WHITE?”

$608 dollars for the scooter your son trashed. That’s what you owe, and we’re NOT turnin’ ourselves in til we get it. Fair is fair! We didn’t start this, we didn’t mean it to happen, but we’re not givin’ up til you pay. FAIR IS FAIR!

After seeing the entire brood, I would consider Khloe quite lucky that she doesn’t have to live out back with Ruprecht the monkey boy.

….”and as the Stephen Hawkings controlled, Diesel powered Shaq-bot 2000 dunks for a record 130th time tonight, adoring Hawkings fans give their signature cheer! “