re: Ke$ha Thinks She's Gwyneth Paltrow (34 comments)
Someone tell Jamie Kennedy that this schtick is getting tired.
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 4.26.13 (18 comments)
I fahhht in your general direction!
re: Brad Paisley & LL Cool J Will Solve Racism Now (19 comments)
Meh, sounds like an updated version of African Child.
re: Khloe Kardashian Flashes Her Spanx (9 comments)
“FEED ME SEYMOUR!”
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 2.27.13 (45 comments)
It’s like he fell into Perez Hilton’s super gay closet and then walked back out with confidence.
re: Taylor Swift Looked Like This At The Brit Awards And Other News (9 comments)
John Mayer’s Dick
re: These Aren't The Katherine Webb Swimsuit Pics You're Looking For (8 comments)
you know the sound that a bull dog’s cheeks make when they flap in the wind while the pup has it’s head out of a car window? That’s the same sound coming from Brent Mushburger’s bathroom right now. “WHO DO I HAVE TO TONGUE PUNCH AROUND HERE TO GET SOME GOD DAMN LANACANE?!?!? BETTY EFFING WHITE?”
re: Miley Cyrus: The Clive Davis & The Recording Academy's 2013 Pre-Grammy Gala (6 comments)
$608 dollars for the scooter your son trashed. That’s what you owe, and we’re NOT turnin’ ourselves in til we get it. Fair is fair! We didn’t start this, we didn’t mean it to happen, but we’re not givin’ up til you pay. FAIR IS FAIR!
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 2.7.13 (33 comments)
After seeing the entire brood, I would consider Khloe quite lucky that she doesn’t have to live out back with Ruprecht the monkey boy.
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 1.7.13 (15 comments)
….”and as the Stephen Hawkings controlled, Diesel powered Shaq-bot 2000 dunks for a record 130th time tonight, adoring Hawkings fans give their signature cheer! “