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Posted on Sep 30th
re: Michael Phelps Arrested For DUI (9 comments)

To be exact, celebritynetworth.com is not a reliable source of accurate information.

Posted on Sep 29th
re: Jennifer Lopez & Leah Remini Hit By Drunk Driver (25 comments)

You know, Leah looks like Jennifer Garner in the banner picture. Hold on a sec…

*clicks tape recorder* Idea for a screenplay: “Thelma & Louise” meets “The Other Woman”—the wife and former girlfriend of a certain Hollywood actor-director team up to take revenge on him after he sleeps with yet another co-star. But this is no comedy…

Posted on Sep 29th
re: Jennifer Lopez & Leah Remini Hit By Drunk Driver (25 comments)

Yeah, they used “whip” in the 1998 movie Out of Sight, which by coincidence was the last time Jennifer Lopez was tolerable.

Posted on Sep 29th
re: Jennifer Lopez & Leah Remini Hit By Drunk Driver (25 comments)

“I’ve never seen a rear-end get rear-ended before.” – from Clark Kent’s revenge at the end of the next Superman movie

Posted on Sep 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.29.14 (4 comments)

Hmmm, I don’t remember Mindy Kaling and Patrice O’Neal hooking up on “The Office.”

Posted on Sep 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.29.14 (11 comments)

“Please nothing about Will Smith this week…please nothing about Will Smith this week…*sigh*…goddamnit.”

Posted on Sep 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.29.14 (7 comments)

Her face?…Oh, look, she does have a face! I don’t know, what happened to it? Looks okay to me.

Posted on Sep 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.29.14 (19 comments)

Nicolas Cage in 10 years. Calling it.

Posted on Sep 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.29.14 (21 comments)

“Why do we always cast someone taller than me? Can’t we just find an actress who comes up to here?”

“We did, but Linda Hunt said no.”

Posted on Sep 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.29.14 (7 comments)

“May the force be with you!” (Actual quote.)