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“Gentlemen, this might be the worst idea you’ve had to promote recruitment since that time you hired The Village People. And that was a catchy song, at least.” – Ray Mabus, Secretary of the Navy

I’m that good.

I remember sometimes doing this as a kid, sucking the ice cream like this. Does that mean I’m gay?

Two Cups, One Girl

Don’t expect me to look for the shoes. Shoes are not why these pics were taken.

But think of how good a job they did on her leg! I mean, you can’t even tell it used to be a machine gun!

I love the fact that two separate people have made Marty Feldman references today.

Goldie Hawn in Los Angeles. Photo taken from Cleveland.

Take a good look, London. This is the ass that should have launched a thousand web pages.

Is that how you spell his name? Eh. Watch me not care.