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KRIS: I’d like to make her look a liiittle more like Selena Gomez. How far can you pull back?
PHOTOGRAPHER: How do you feel about Cleveland?

No one out-crazy-eyes Michele Bachmann.

You asshole, McBeef. This is why we don’t share food at The Olive Garden.

Close.

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/16/nyregion/a-police-roll-call-reminder-women-may-go-topless.html

It’s nice to see that Chris Klein still gets work. Even if it’s just as an usher.

Ed Helms couldn’t make it because he’s busy shooting episodes for next season’s “The Office.”

Yeah, no one told him.

If you get past staring at her ridiculously healthy bust and actually listen to the interview, you find out that Alice Eve is a huge nerd.

Too bad he took that vow of celibacy.

The spray cheese is the most sacrilegious part of that snack.

I keep forgetting that they’re crackers. I hear “wafers,” and I think of Nilla Wafers.